Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, my old ass garage door got bent while I was trying to close it. I broke nearly all of my fingernails trying to force it back into place. Time to get a new garage door. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML
Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
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Top comments
kbaker90 0
I see a pattern here. Perhaps you should be more careful when driving.
nancyngo 0
Fail. :( YDI for not being careful!
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Comments (79)
nancyngo 0
Fail. :( YDI for not being careful!
jandrews10 0
I'd just make you pay for every garage door you backed into. Then, install it and dispose of the old one. Problem solved, you little prick.
SweetPotatoVines 0
I believe this is the proper defenition of Irony
meepmeep_fml 0
whoa, I don't think you should be giving definitions for anything, considering you can't spell it.
Brittney_E 0
thats sad
alexandraa_fml 0
Your parents locked you out of the house for a reason, shoo! & don't breed while your shooing either.
kbaker90 0
I see a pattern here. Perhaps you should be more careful when driving.
TomasT 0
And try not to be so woman.
Gobsnoglin 0
And stop putting on makeup and talking on the cell phone while backing into your garage door. (ooh, this is fun!)
iamplayerone 0
And try not to drive in the kitchen
_Mazza_ 0
People like you should not be allowed on the streets.
Boddmon 0
or in driveways
Snowboarder2010 0
Eh.. That sucks. Learn to drive??
allmidnighteyes 11
Are you Asian?
alexandraa_fml 0
She was wearing her Star Trek LaForge sunglasses and became disoriented.
allmidnighteyes 11
I totally know what those are, and would wear a pair all day errday if I could.
lickmyjock 0
One of my ex gf's was asian and she hit one of the gas pumps while trying to park next to it to get gas... I was like, damn.
D_Thr33 0
And they say people learn from their mistakes...
kelekod 1
and they have the car running in a closed garage? that's smart too.
sharikamesba 0
Look around before you drive, and try to be a little more careful next time. =]