Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
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Top comments
pancakes_n_syrup 0
What a bitch move on her part. If she's willing to do that to you, she's not worth it
bipolarchipmunk 0
pour...acid...on....her....face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (165)
lolololcheese 0
FIRST!!!
pancakes_n_syrup 0
What a bitch move on her part. If she's willing to do that to you, she's not worth it
Sweej 1
Maybe he'll get anal to make up for it. There's always an upside.
sayyestothedress 24
Preach
NickTick 0
A girl like that isn't worth the trouble- the same thing's going to happen to her now current BF. Just move on man-trust me-it's for the best. You don't want a girl like that.
bipolarchipmunk 0
pour...acid...on....her....face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Onthecountof3 0
agree with #4 and then pee in the skull's mouth!
midorihoneybucke 0
maybe pull an r kelly on both of them too
diarheea101 11
YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emma Marshall 19
No....
babbling27 0
Why did you buy tickets for a time you couldn't go to? If you bought them before you were scheduled, why didn't you request off or trade times with someone?
Aoeu 0
That sucks. :(
justjayit 0
Oh my god that's so ******* bitchy of her, after you did something so sweet. Although it's so lame you couldn't go with her. Still.
gangstabby01 0
ouch. thats gotta suck. but honestly if you knew u couldnt go... why would u waste all money?
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Because he can't go doesn't mean his ex-girlfriend has to miss out as well.
xXPeachRoseXx 0
Why did you get two? Was it because you thought you could go, but then soemthing at work came up? Anyway, that's pretty much bitchy on her part. And she lied to you.
emmaleelee 0
Oh my god, that's awful! You're so lucky...at least you got rid of her before it's too late.