Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Run Forrest! Run!
unicornunit 0
sounds like ur uncle used to be in a lynch mob
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Comments (130)
malzi21 8
You know you're a redneck when...
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
He waited three days before homecoming to ask?
BlahBlahBlah_99 6
homecoming isn't the same day for everyone worldwide...it's not a holiday.
Calyx_fml 22
Her uncle has first dibs.
IPoopedOnU 12
Awwww that sucks. Did he still want to go to homecoming with you? :(
WolfAttac 0
Epic uncle
SpeechQween94 14
I would kill to see that! But I am sorry that that happened.
BeibertSmitor 10
yeah ... I asked my girlfriend out over Skype so that I wouldn't have to do it at school in front of people or in front of her dad. I was warned before she knew I was gonna ask her out that "If you gave me a hug in front of my dad, he will probably stab you in the back with a rusty knife."
jamm8806 4
It definetely desi
rudysayshi 4
he's doing it old school that is legit
dgenerationx 0
I was like awwww and them read the uncle part lol srry