Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Run Forrest! Run!
unicornunit 0
sounds like ur uncle used to be in a lynch mob
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Comments (130)
onorexveritas 24
lmfao that's hilarious
xzenofx 4
Hill Billy style
okieraider71 4
Welcome to Oklahoma. Boy.
Jukaaay 3
It's Pennsylvania. Not Oklahoma.
calianne 0
its still cute how he was going to ask you. :)
BellaMarta 19
That's a shame. Is he cute?
spadekqj10 0
I liked this one. Q: though. Who the bloody hell still owns one of those ?
Rvah07 0
If I were u, I would chase my uncle away with the axe when he tried to come back, just saying...
Sawprophet 3
Definitely sounds like Pennsylvania.
AnaBanana1918 7
Aw! How sweet! Wish someone could do that to me! ?
TacoSashimi 5
Your Uncle could take you to Homecoming. You'd be the life of the party with a presumably forty-something man hanging off your arm. MMM!