Hypocrisy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taking it too far
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
virginat16
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
LEAVE ME ALONE
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
long day
Bay City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML
Somessedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, Australia
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while working at my dead-end call centre job that couldn't get any worse, I answered a call from a customer who was having loud sex. I still needed to sound professional and tell her when a product was released. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Saucy talk
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Ryan
Quesnel, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Listen up
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Top comments
bhangu023 0
Pervert
L_Lovegood 19
This is more of a "WTF" than an "FML", I think ^^
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Comments (177)
bhangu023 0
Pervert
KiKiomggg 1
Pervert
miserypoison 13
OP:.. Don't be sexually unacceptable it is so impotent. It must suck but at least they don't know who you are.
enonymous 9
You shove one gerbil up your urethra while on the phone and you're labelled for life ... Story of my life
SilentTreatment 7
Your new name is Herbert the Pervert.
Enslaved 38
The pervert in me, makes 11's pic look like sperm at first glance. :P
gojira666 7
Who wants a mustache ride?
Palirose 22
Hey hey hey phone sex is fun! >_> I actually enjoy it. xD Yes this signifies that I have no love life. :( Lol oh well.
KennKenn 0
Keep this up OP and you're gonna get hearing AIDS.
fthislyfe 22
I wonder what you've been saying....
ThreeSheetsGone 12
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? If you're kinky, you use a feather. If you're perverted, you use the whole damn chicken. You've really got some ****** up fantasies if someone on a phone sex line is calling you a pervert.
eurostar710 11
42: your comment made my life worth living! Hahaha
uncleyuggles 0
It's a sex line not phone sex. Read more carefully next time
orgasm_blush 4
It clearly says "on a phone sex line."
orgasm_blush 4
****! Wrong spot. ****! Wrong spot.
RedPillSucks 33
??? Is that like "Wrong hole" ??
Keyman1212 14
68- I feel really sorry for you then...
phatdaddy62 23
Hey Redpill! There's a wrong hole?
DoubleDose 0
jeeze you let it slip once that her moans sounds like your grandma's and your called a pervert. what has this world come too.
tjv3 10
wow you must be one screwed up person
kenziem18 0
Or maybe chester the malester (I can't figure out how to spell that ha)
jaint 0
Omg 42 thats gotta be the best comment on here xD
allenye818 2
Don't you feel like you deserved it at least a little bit?
BrokenDreamer24 15
55- That made me laugh.
michaelg50 0
wtf t(^__^t)
gioo_fml 6
That's funny
badgirl90987 9
Merv the perv
boydeee01 7
wow....
luvtheknot 6
Like a Boss??
boofgall 16
It's not like a boss because it's a fail, duh.
RacerX1695 1
No, it's call a sex line, then cry deeply. Demand a refund, eat a bagel. Nowhere does it say get called a pervert. Jeez…
WeAreAHurricane 14
Like a pervert....
No_LoveMM 3
Meet a giant fish; **** his brains out
REX50ROC 0
turn into a jet, bomb the russians. fly into the sun, now im dead like a boss.
legitimmeee 0
Boss ?
unicornunit 0
stop with the rape dirty talk
CryMoreFMLs 15
But... I can still threaten to cut off their boobs and superglue their eyes... Right?
Googoo27 12
52-win XD
13FTW 9
"Woah, watch it pervert!!"
Delannnnnnnnnie 0
Umm...How is that a rape?
xXT9Xx 0
Yummy
grmnxsensati0n 4
what the hell were u doin on a fone sex line go out an get some real sex dumbiee
boydeee01 7
What the hell are you doing on this website?
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
How is that possible? Don't they get paid to talk to perverts?
StoryOfTheYear 15
That's the FML, sir.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Maybe the operator you were talking to meant it as a compliment. Or thought you were into being humiliated and called nasty names.
_streets_ 19
Whoa, you must be really ****** up then.
L_Lovegood 19
This is more of a "WTF" than an "FML", I think ^^
lena6310 0
Agreed
harleyq132 2
pedophiles dont count dude...
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Cry deeply; demand a refund
crokid720 0
Like a boss
Scarlettkiss 8
Eat a bagel:D
deathbreadstick 10
Hmm, you must've said some pretty weird and sick shit then.
thepatty8474 10
^^ agreed :P
Lily_lops95 0
Obviously....
metalcoremaster 4
Hey