Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
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Tripartita 45
Now all three of your girls can enjoy the pool!
Miss_Whipped 43
And that's when the rest of the people at the pool started to have fun.
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Miss_Whipped 43
And that's when the rest of the people at the pool started to have fun.
gavincarl 4
i accidentally disliked this comment. fml
beararm 11
I would do that too and I'm 24. don't be too hard on her, I'm sure they look nice
noelleis 10
You'd remove your mother's swimsuit top in a public pool?
vikky538 29
Kids do the darnest things when least expected
Welshite 40
Maybe she's opening up her own petting zoo.
brianna1494 27
She's two years old. She didn't know any better. Punished? Yes. Severely?! No!
Tripartita 45
Now all three of your girls can enjoy the pool!
ThunderLightTSV 31
Her twin daughters are still learning to swim though...
Ladisa 28
#8 - Thankfully they're still quite attached to the mother.
anarchymaniac 22
Others will enjoy the view
DravensTheName 16
I'd hate to be your child.
juuuliaaa_fml 28
Im sure others there who had kids understood. Hope no one did see you tho!
DravensTheName 16
Couldn't edit my comment fast enough so I'll make one more. There is no need to punish a two year old for this. Maybe try to explain why it was wrong what she did if she did it on purpose at all. Could've been an accident..