Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Run Forrest! Run!
unicornunit 0
sounds like ur uncle used to be in a lynch mob
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Comments (130)
docscientist 10
That's because uncle wants it all to himself.
Flamedude101 4
What I would like to know is that how a man in this day and age would have a PITCHFORK ready for chasing after someone?
SPD935 5
That's fairly common down here in Alabama.
ILoveTabz 0
Aww :(
matt120784 0
Your date musta had a real pretty mouth. Did you hear banjos in the woods?
Lucky78_fml 4
Aww, this would happen to me. :/
scottgeo 0
Guess your uncle wanted you for himself. I predict dueling banjos for your homecoming dance music.
scottgeo 0
Guess your uncle wanted you for himself. I predict dueling banjos for your homecoming dance music.
RokNRoll11 9
Yea, they ruin these things I've heard stories just like this
K_kanaka 26
Well if your crush still calls and asks you to homecoming then you know he's a keeper.