Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Run Forrest! Run!
unicornunit 0
sounds like ur uncle used to be in a lynch mob
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Comments (130)
Lily_lops95 0
Bummer...I have 4 older brothers I know what it's like when family embarrasses the hell out of you...
SorrowFull 8
Tell uncle Jed to simmer down, and that granny needs him to skin the possum for the stew.
worldsaint 1
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS SEEM EXTREMELY FAKE? COME ON PEOPLE, A PITCH FORK?
grahambertus 11
Bad experiences make good stories.
acb0413 0
Roll tide y'all.
ohmandapants 17
How white trash are you people?
loudandproud 0
Can someone tell me how to get a guy I like even thou he has a gf
LittleMagicWolf 7
You must live in the central or west side of the state in open farmlike spaces. Cuz who has a pitchfork anymore??? *lives on the east side* Did you chase your uncle down? A boy brings me flowers nowadays, I'll fight for that boy lol
juicifer 0
Was dueling banjos playing in the background?..
jay1010 0
holy crap