Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
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thrifting 18
How terribly disappointing. I know them feels.
Jonniii 10
Take the flowers as an exchange for fuel.
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Comments (100)
thrifting 18
How terribly disappointing. I know them feels.
lmngrl889 14
awww I'm sorry op:(
Ashamed_Sister 60
I hope she gave him a lift - like a real friend.
fishstick557 14
Sorry OP it sometimes happens to all of us unfortunately
AboveAll04 14
#23 did you forget to read the whole story ? or are you just kind of slow ?
AboveAll04 14
damn u 23 for editing -__-
SlapAndTickle 20
Get a cut-out of him and make him confess his love for you...LOL.
ImAFaker 29
Then cry and tell the cut-out all of your feelings
fymother 13
Well Stacy, maybe he has a crush on your mom
FindingYujin 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I think that's sweet. Did his car break down legit though? At least he did what you like.
CharresBarkrey 16
I... Don't think you understood the FML
FindingYujin 26
Yeah, I didn't; look at post 11. "I read the fml wrong. I thought he used the car breaking down as an excuse to see OP and give her the flowers. Also, I couldn't reply to my original comment. sorry!"
CharresBarkrey 16
Definitely didn't see that
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Screw giving him a lift. Tell him to take a hike ;)
TheGreatPotato 19
You know, because somebody liking somebody else really makes them deserve being forced to walk when their car breaks down.
Jonniii 10
Take the flowers as an exchange for fuel.
xSunnyOlivia 17
A good guy will come around eventually. Until then, sorry about the guy, OP.
barricadebabe 15
Fool Proof Revenge Plan: 1. Find out who the girl was. 2. Talk to her next day about how sweet it was of the boy to give you flowers. 3. Bask in the distrust you've sowed between them. Or just get ******* over it. Obviously he isn't interested in you. Be happy for him and move on.
angeluv_2014 22
She was just venting!! I'm sure it was a total ******* let-down to have him show up like she told him and then it not be for her. Shit! Have some compassion asswhole! I'm sure she'll get over it, but it was an FML cause it was a suck moment. Obviously, you have to get over everything and move on- that's life. But, the whole point of FML is to document and vent the suck moments. Speaking of getting over stuff, why don't you get over YOURself??
lbrown66 12
You're not just part of an ass, you're an ass"whole"
flea_of_death 23
Good grief 33, it's not like he actually knew she liked him. Guys are just oblivious. No need to freak out over a comment =P
Link5794 18
It's more like getting an award and getting punched in the face by the reward itself.
roadie42 21
Ahhh, so when I'm feeling heartbroken and distraught, the solution is just to "get ******* over it"?? No way, I never would have thought of that! It's so easy when you put it that way...wish I knew that trick earlier. Thanks 6, you're so clever!
Justice_Beaver 13
At least she helped him with his crush. Most girls would be like, **** that.
soullyfe 33
Only because she was hoping that she was secretly his crush.
angeluv_2014 22
She means about the lift
Jemm_fml 29
Nowhere is it said she gave him a lift though.
Snoopy0718 14
Could've been implied though
FML_Whale 18
It could've been implied. But it wasn't.
Enslaved 38
For a moment, I thought he was going to ask for your mom, Stacy. :P
Heather_Eve 5
Why wouldnt he? She's got it goin' on :D
FindingYujin 26
I read the fml wrong. I thought he used the car breaking down as an excuse to see OP and give her the flowers. Also, I couldn't reply to my original comment. sorry!
threer 30
That would be sooooooo cute. Or if it was a last minute excuse and his car didn't really break down. I know a guy like that. ::::)
Blazinthatshit 9
Cause it's a spider smiley face ::::) no?
timelessone 16
Don't worry, if any of these Taylor Swift songs are legit then he'll come around ;)