Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
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Top comments
mooncake_fml 0
You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.
lovely_189 0
OUCH!
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Comments (198)
lovely_189 0
OUCH!
FYLyo 0
you're scary.
happyhak 5
YDI! Just ask him...
johnsmith3321 0
I saw this
mcrptv 17
It would of hurt more if he ran her over,
faxmachine 0
Fake.
jorgasm 0
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Wow. He's probably not worth it and has a tiny penis.
xJC77x 0
lol
Lqum26 0
Why is it that any time a guy makes a girl feel bad the girl's only response is to say how his penis is small or how he's not a real man? Seriously people need to grow up. He spared her the embarassment of getting rejected.
silver0jay 11
Or he's freaked out by her creeperness
ambear26 14
Well maybe another girl already asked him and she waited to long planning this semi creepy plan when she should've just asked him in the first place.
nO__namE 0
Owned.
mooncake_fml 0
You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.
tsezu 0
You also could've put the signs ON his car.
Pokerdance 0
Ouch. Need some ice for that BURN?
greenman_fml 0
agreed with #6. that's what you get for being insane. just do the honorable thing and blow him in the school bathroom. then he'll say yes
BIM115 0
I want you to ******* die greenman
skysaresunny 0
you old sick fùck .
shibainu519 0
you are a creep ass.
cuttybuddy 0
#9 is correct. Especially considering this is someone you already consider a friend, makes it even creepier. #10 is also correct.
StupidDancer 0
I agree with number 9. Its a bit creepy hun. You could have saved yourself the effort and humiliation by just asking him....:)