Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
jobless
Groton, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
ThatsNotGrass
Canada
Mowed down
Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
rofld
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Yesterday's news
Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
waltzy777
United States
The art, the artist
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
tash
Canada
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
Top comments
kut19 6
how fat are you?
Keffin 0
"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-
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Comments (238)
FreshSalad 1
Wow... how is that even possible?
crazy17balls 0
if your hugeXD
immja 0
wow. how'd u not break the mower?
kut19 6
how fat are you?
IceeCreamm 7
Was the lawn mower riding you?
kut19 6
kinky.
pwincessa23 1
very kinky;) total turn on.
jess6blondie9 3
Just because someone ran out of breath doesn't automatically make them fat. No need to be a prick.
YDI__Bitch 0
well quit riding and buy one you push and maybe you will get in shape!
enonymous 9
By mowing the lawn he really means driving through that little green patch of dirt on his way to Walmart and yes.. he will drive that lawn mower up and down the isle
xBangOut 4
This can happen ONLY in USA
VinegarStrokes 0
43 that is true... But Latvia? Come on...
CEG3 0
5- In Soviet Russia, the lawn mower rides you
122409 0
and "your" either a bad troll or just a moron.
theten_fml 9
his allergies just got to him
122409 0
and "your" either a bad troll or just a moron.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
^^ all good theories but the most likely cause is he hit a rock which then ricocheted off a tree into a goose causing the goose to lay an egg onto of a frog which out of fright lept into OPs mouth resulting in him struggling to breath.
BShady96 0
they see me rollin.. they hatin'
fmfreakinlife 3
jiggle for justice :D
Randuhh_17 4
he could live in a very humid area...like south Louisiana per-say... it gets so humid, it could messed with someone's asthma or something... even "fit" people without asthma here can get out of breath in this humidity. people can get asthma attacks in hot showers...
Veraymix 6
Epic. Fail.
ShadowSnipe 0
I commend op, Mr. Jigglesworth
Music_Is_Life101 0
Im guessing op is anywhere from 120-130..thousand.
kristledaigle 0
83 I lie in south la and I promise you I don't run out of breath just by sitting out side
agaba 0
THE REAL FAMILY GUY IS BACK!!! :D
Air_Force001 0
at least we are not a third world country bitch
gamerhead 3
43- it's funny how people NOT from USA diss on it. o_O
jondivey 9
hell yes
Nitial 6
73 - weird al's parody - they see me mowing, my front lawn.
jay_geeDD 1
your a freaking creeper
womanjesus 0
28- No, losing your breath does not specifically mean you are fat, but losing your breath while sitting down? I'm pretty sure that does. Or at least extremely unhealthy. Stop being so self righteous and thinking you're smarter than everyone else because YOU'RE WRONG. Dick.
joelmota 0
dick
MrHughJass 0
118 lololol south LA? You honestly have no ******' idea how hot it gets in the south. The humidty is over %90 everyday in the summertime and the tempature rarely goes below 90. Step outside for about 5 minutes and you'll be drenched in sweat.
lemonaids 1
68=win
AlterrOnmi 0
on a scale of 1 to perious how fat are you?
Randuhh_17 4
178-thank you. I live in south Louisiana as well, and I'm not saying everyone does, im sayin SOME people do. the humidity is horrible, and people do get out of breath, it's smothering. especially if op has asthma...that could be the reason.
jonathanhand 0
YDI for being a fat ass
krista2009 0
yea right that's pathetic
TheWicked 4
#45 lol, word.. BUT she is wicked hot and so are many other Latvian girls, so Latvia can be forgiven for being a shit country =)
NDiesal10 2
Who knows...I was quite a fat ass once and had no issues using a push mower to mow the lawn.
ADOG2645 17
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bezach 0
it's ok, I run out of breath when "mowing the lawn" too. I was also using a riding mower.
Keffin 0
"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-
Big_Red_138 3
It's so hard to turn a steering wheel....they need to invent a way that I can turn the lawn mower just by shifting my weight!! That will be so much easier and won't cause me to be completely exhausted!!
llCHR15ll 0
like a Segway-lawnmower???
unvmesucka 0
This is the worsed FML I have read.
unvmesucka 0
GFY!
FatElie 0
It could be a zero-turn mower... but those are even easier.
nekro_onslaught 0
fatass lmao jk
kellyma 0
jerk
xlord 27
your either a fat troll or just plain fat
msbmteam 6
wat if OP has severe allergies to grass? Im allergic to grass (seasonal allergies)
Hopsin_fml 0
I don't understand how the mower didn't run out of gas before your breath. Other than that, you must have a seat with an attached *****!
Felix_Felicis15 8
Guys, just because he gets tired quickly doesn't mean he's fat. He could be really thin with no muscle.
XxToriwolfxX 0
One question - Why in the HELL would you buy a riding mower? Are you too lazy to walk around a little? -If you actually have physical problems ignore this comment- Unless, of course, you live in a house with a GIGANTIC yard..
kellysmith69 1
maybe you should go for a walk instead of sitting on your ass all day.
FMLRNFR 0
kellysmith that was funny lmao
MizzErikaHart 8
at least op is outdoors being productive. op may be out of shape but I get the impression he's not a total lazy ass
miraggg 1
if he wasn't a "lazyass" he would not be using a tractor.
kristledaigle 0
54 sitting on a lawn mower is not being productive. being productive would be using a push mower
0opsie 6
It's productive because the lawn is getting mowed either way. But it's definitely lazier than using a push mower.
iluvnba 0
everyone should love atleast one sport.
marmots 0
I question what happened when you were going to get your lawn mower.
Penney747 0
that's hella funny ahahaha
CallMeHush 1
Well at least you didn't puke so that is a start. This was a subtle hint that maybe you need to get into a little better shape. The chair collapsing last week was a hint too but you missed that one eh Skippy?
mintcar 10
What? There is no work involved. You drive around on a mower and it does the work for you. I'm not too sure how you were able to run of breath...
mintcar 10
out*
guckylynn 19
Allergies.
hilariexcore 0
Mint! I love your new septum piercing & I'm incredibly jealous. I was going to get mine last weekend when I was out of town for my friend's wedding but I didn't have time... I haven't made it back down there because the shop I want to go to is almost 2 hours from where I live...
jondivey 9
this is the place for conversation lol about septim piercing.
samtheman1028 1
sigh...buzzkilington
hilariexcore 0
156 - I would just message her, but I'm on the app. Excuse me for trying to give someone a well-deserved compliment.
tanay97 8
Wow. You must be fat. How the he'll would you run out of breath on a lawn mower you sit on. Be a man and start curing the grass manually.