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Today, I have to have lunch alone because I'm on a business trip. I go to McDonald's, grab some food and sit outside. School is out, and Ronald McDonald arrives with a bunch of kids, points at me and says, "Look kids, Mister here has no friends, he has to eat alone!" FML
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revolvearoundme 15
Well that was a dick move. I some how feel you missed an opportunity here though to either ruin an asshat's day, make a bunch of kids cry, or make a lot of money. Could have probably even hit the trifecta.
TriangularBanana 8
If it makes you feel better, you are alone because you are on a business trip. McFuckFace over there is working as a clown for a fast food place.
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revolvearoundme 15
Well that was a dick move. I some how feel you missed an opportunity here though to either ruin an asshat's day, make a bunch of kids cry, or make a lot of money. Could have probably even hit the trifecta.
DeadxManxWalking 27
explain how?
xshadowslightx 5
Hey look it's Ronald Mcasshole
sirdannyboy1 20
Ronald McFuckface
BlackBoyFly 11
Knowing the kids nowwadays, they probably yelled out "ROASTED" or "FIRE"
thatADHDdude 21
"Woah bro you're a straight savage duuude"
OriginalMax 5
"rekt m8 OMG"
TriangularBanana 8
If it makes you feel better, you are alone because you are on a business trip. McFuckFace over there is working as a clown for a fast food place.
ThrottleJockey 36
Are you sure you were at McDonald's and not Dick in the Box?
Publikwerks 14
Why did he call you "Mister" when the gender sign indicates your a woman?
Colon_Man 17
'Mister' is her name and the Ronald McDonald guy was an ex who recognized her? *I'm really stretching, but if that's what it turns out to be, I'm buying a lottery ticket.
beanie_blues 9
The post also says "He" so maybe it's just wrong on the profile.
neuronerd 29
File under things that probably never happened. Sounds like you were insecure and felt that was what people were thinking. I go places alone all the time, just because I like to, and no one has ever said anything.
InfiniteSunshine 32
I hate these kind of comments. Just because it hasn't happened to you, it suddenly never happens? People can be real jerks sometimes, even a guy in a clown suit whose job is supposed to be nice. This story is completely plausible. Even if it didn't happen in this instance, I'm willing to bet it's at least happened somewhere.
goodread2200 10
Wow - Ronald McDonald is alienating people and bullying.... wtg McDonalds NOT
catanita 18
Do not get upset about what that BOZO said. In the end is just a clown.