Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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WCARlover 35
Quite the observational mate you got there
JBrownie123 24
How long have you been dating for?!
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JBrownie123 24
How long have you been dating for?!
Oh_bother44 11
Long enough to be a fiancé
Welshite 40
#14: That depends. My fiancé hasn't been informed of our engagement yet, or our relationship, but we will be married just as soon I gather the necessary rope and duct tape. He will be so surprised and excited. I'm sure of it.
im_a_black_guy 10
Tell me how it goes, can I come to the forced wedding
MrConcise 35
Welshite, are you a man or a woman? Because either way, I'd like to be the maid of honor or best man. I just need to know which so I can pick out a dress or a tux.
Welshite 40
#28: How good are you at frog-marching a reluctant groom to the altar? We'd love to have you. #31: I was hoping to have a nudist themed wedding. Anyone with a shotgun is welcome too.
MrConcise 35
Oh, a nudist wedding. I'm down with that attire, it'll be just like my cult's "secret meetings".
AssassinD3 19
WOOO I LOVE WEDDINGS
iswearimhuman 12
Dibs on being the holy nudist priest
_Peppermint_ 34
How in the world do you miss something like that?
TheCookieComet 23
Maybe you should ask the fiancé?
WCARlover 35
Quite the observational mate you got there
expertsmilee 26
Not the most observant one is he?
walkintotheclub 6
What kind of tattoo was it? If it was your ex's name or something I would understand why he was unhappy.
Nicolasaur726 21
Jeez, talk about oblivious. Sorry OP, he should've noticed before, especially when you consider how long you've probably been together. Don't let his freak out get to you either; you obviously enjoy your tattoo, and it's your body, so ignore him.
AmayaR 12
Not really a good idea to "ignore" your fiancé once you get married you become one and ignoring your other half could lead to serious destruction. Just talk to them if they are upset about something and work it out.
Nicolasaur726 21
You don't need to completely disregard someone's existence to ignore their negative opinion on something you enjoy.
blondeamazonian 18
Just a little clueless...
theramster 9
Plot twist: It's a tattoo of her name.
theramster 9
Didn't realize that the tattooed person was the girl :/
swanheart 35
That really would be a plot twist: 'op is Kanye west'
ma12r 22
Note to self: make sure he's not the navigator on road trips.
False_Stupidity 42
And the title of captain oblivious goes to... OP's fiancé! Congratulations!