Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
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Top comments
Juneyah1017 9
A naked female playing with a air guitar is more fun then delivering packages. I bet they thought you package was delivering quite a show.
tory777 0
Do you not like the word 'is', or do you just not capitalize your sentences?
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Comments (107)
appleapple 0
ydi
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
short and sweet eh^^ this is how a lot of porno's start I should know I have participated and watched many.
DocBastard 40
TRFG, your comment is a total catastrophe. Not only is the grammar atrocious, but it isn't funny either.
Lucidium 0
Lol I love your comments, TR...for lack of a better nickname.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
doc refer to rule #6 in your gospel haha, thx lucidium I love you too
madarchod 0
YDI for being a ****
omgwork 0
I call BS on this
Azellia 15
How is that being a ****?
EmreArslan 11
Sure she did, i even start to think she actually liked it a bit that he was looking ;)
Juneyah1017 9
A naked female playing with a air guitar is more fun then delivering packages. I bet they thought you package was delivering quite a show.
AwesumIndianGurl 0
LOL
bennyboy111 7
^ win
CallMeBloo 31
Think of it this way. You made their day and their crappy job just a little bit better!
restythestar 0
are you Rachel Greene in disguise
12596 0
well she acts very manly
cole86 0
the fedex men deserved it
garglemesh 0
Just for Fun? is Fun your friend, or do you randomly capitalize words?
tory777 0
Do you not like the word 'is', or do you just not capitalize your sentences?
klaralynn 17
ooh shut up 6!! you people are so annoying! and haha to 24!!
danielr1219 0
6 fail 24 win
Kush1994 0
ahahaha
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
ur so stupid. did u get any dates at least?
KingDingALing 9
You're calling her stupid when you spell "you're" as "ur" and you don't capitalize correctly.
omfgrofl1337 0
Shortening words on the Internet doesn't mean you're stupid. But since you're such a stickler for grammar, there should be a comma placed after "ur" in your sentence because you have two independent clauses. The period should also be inside the quotations. You see how meticulous grammar correcting can get annoying now?
KingDingALing 9
Not really because I don't mind if people correct my grammar or spelling. In fact, I appreciate it.
SadinSherman 16
That is a funny shirt.
TiffanyBlews27 0
Actually, 38, the period isn't supposed to go inside the quotation marks in this sentence. It is right where it should be for this specific sentence. Also, a comma right after "ur" is not necessary in this case. A comma may, or may not be used, but most English/grammar professors would say that there should NOT be a comma there. So please, don't criticize someone when you aren't correct. Thanks.
KingDingALing 9
Thank you, #57. :)
omfgrofl1337 0
I meant the comma goes inside the quotation marks, not a period. Sorry, that was my fault; I was in a rush. And he would need a comma after "ur" to have the best possible grammar because of the basic rule learned in 5th or 6th grade that states that two independent clauses separated by a conjunction should have a comma before the conjuction. And commas ALWAYS go inside the quotation marks when quotations are present. Sit down. I was proving a point not to call people stupid just because they shortern words, kid.
ColetteL 4
Actually 81, he was correct. A comma is not necessary. Oh, and by the way, trying to put him down by calling him "kid" in the derogatory way that you meant it does not make you seem intelligent. In fact, it automatically makes me discount anything you say. Name calling is an ignorant person's ammo when they cannot come up with anything more intelligent to say.
NikkiFlysKites 8
I thought you couldn't start a sentence with "And"?
ladybuuggy 0
I bet they had a nice package for you! ;)
gotmilk23 0
now that was funny.
vyzhyn 0
bow chicka bow wow!
bobert1979 0
clever one!!!
hahafylop 4
I think she gave them a pretty nice tip. Who knows, maybe they didn't even make her sign for it.
wwerulez14 6
Is it just me, or does this sound like the opening to a Porno film? Not that I would have any knowledge in that area... *eyes dart back and forth suspiciously*
joshdairyman 6
ahh yeaa
Amgnowai 0
Haha
dowork20 0
wow.
funzcpl 0
was it a nice soft ballad or a kick ass rock solo?