Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, it's the Halloween after my wife and I moved into a predominantly Muslim neighborhood. We waited for three hours with a big bowl of Snickers, before the restaurant owner downstairs told us no one would come because Muslims don’t celebrate Halloween. FML
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GSP101 0
Put (fake) blood on your self and say you killed your evil twin.
rubyjames 3
Go two houses ahead of him? No, I see the obvious solution here: you're going to have to murder your neighbor.
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Comments (91)
zhangxiaouse 2
the life is just a dream,shouldn't be treat seriously! by the way,the same experice as you at once!
lionlvr 9
Awwww..sorry. You can maybe get another costume? Or just be regular. Sorry..
malignantmegan 3
I just turned 18 and to help my mom out me an my friend went out trick or treating with my little brother. So we dressed up and ya we got some candy but if a house refused us we just said thank you and good night. I'm sorry you think we are little beggars but we had to learn it from somewhere. And I live at home and I pay rent. I work. I pay my cell phone bill and I have to save up for my own car. With all the bills I pay though it's hard to do because I'm in college and working.
IronMaiden45 0
Halloween doesn't mean people don't have different costumes
AliCat18 12
Haha I would of caught him, tied him up and stolen his costume :)
bimmergeek 5
Go the opposite direction and hit houses before him. Sheesh.
Enslaved 38
55, I'm happy to see you helping your mom out by taking your little brother on her behave. But 18? Come on! How much candy do you really need? I dressed up too and took a group of younger kids trick or treating BUT I stayed on thd sidewalk while the young kids went to the doors. After, I checked the bag for them and I ate a few pieces. This is just my opinion, you may not agree but you're too old to carry a bag of your own asking for candy.
stacianichole 2
The Occupy protesters are camping across the street from the small, city art college that I go to. Used to annoy the hell out of me because they were very loud, and I'm seriously easily distracted. But they're quiet now, so I can go back to my $80,000 student loan debt education. Perdix is right.
omggtfomi 1
Ummm how old are you? Any over twelve shouldn't be trick or treating and if you are you have no life
omggtfomi 1
Umm how old are you?? Any one over 12 shouldn't trick or treat and if you do you have no life.
alexinho_chelsea 6
stfu i went trick or treating and i got more candy than all the people who went with me ( im the only 18 ) , others all 15- , so free candy ? never a no