Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML
Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
what a (puts on sunglasses) bitch
redbluegreen 41
I guess you got your trick.
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Comments (94)
abudali911 3
hahaha that sucks...
pcakewafflebacon 0
no it doesn't suck. op deserved it because who in their right mind would trick or treat on Sunday. nevermind screw all of you.
thatguy888 0
I agree with 15
OrginalOwen 0
I would show them all and trick-or-treat on Friday, but I'm a little to old and lazy.
rallets 23
YDI for watching "wind up her fist" and not do anything
turtlemansam 6
Was she dressed up as Chuck Norris?
lemoncows 2
no ones to old for trick or treating. why do you think the parents take their kids out? when they get home they take what they want and make the kid think they only got a little bit of candy. at least that's what I'm going to do when I'm older :P
fmlwinnn 0
15- from what I understand, some places trick-or-treat on Halloween night. where I live, people trick-or-treat the Thursday before, but not everyone does.
mjoep1996 4
OP if some kid was trick or treating at your house and you live in Florida, you are in the same time zone as me. For me halloween is tonight so I think this is a fake FML.
dragead12 0
or, you know, since all FML's have to be basically voted on and it's still fairly early in the morning, he submitted it last night when it wasn't halloween, but it didnt get posted until this morning
CheshireHalli 19
#62: "On 10/30/2010 at 8:00pm" So, you know, in that case: It wasn't trick-or-treat time yet. :)
tj79 3
well it is trick or treat. she chose trick
shhhitsasecret 0
where I live we trick or treat on the 30th as well as the 31st.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
I would throw candy on her face when it was Halloween
ywolfgl 21
According to my parents, I am.
MetallicaRules19 4
what a (puts on sunglasses) bitch
breenarae25 0
lol
unidentified_sta 5
You're doing it wrong
OnlyAvailableID 28
Is there a way to do it right?
_kthnxbai 0
Best comment ever.
rallets 23
i think an even better one wouldve been "i guess the trick *sunglasses* was on her" cause that was just not funny. at all. seriously.
Hannerzzz 0
hmm what about the trick was on HIM? dice he got punched, or the treat was on her? haha either way :)
Lolzords 11
Wow, you're just.. awful.
mcdino 0
that was a fail
C6Racer 0
FreshPie, that is one epic win.
Lady_Zydrate 1
I loled for so long at this
FMLollie 7
agree with one that sucks!
redbluegreen 41
I guess you got your trick.
starile 20
Oh yeah, that IS how it works, isn't it?
Bobissmall 13
A lot of people think it works that way. In fact MOST do.
itsyoboyricky 0
what a bitch
FFML_314 12
Why didn't you slam the door in her face when you saw her winding up her fist? Always wear a nut cup around Halloween. Everyone knows this.
redbluegreen 41
A nut cup? You never know what they're sneaking into the candy this year. One year it's nuts, the next year they pack a real punch.
hottyinabag12345 0
winnnnn
oakleyguy 0
lol have eggs near ur door for backup incase this happens again
Ryujin_fml 0
always have attack dogs for such an occasion.
kyarush 10
id scalp that child! teach that ungrateful little shit a lesson! lol
fmlfmlc0de 0
physco much?
123zc1 3
Psycho*
Xavi89 0
If I was you I would put aside some special candy for her if she returned tonight.