Anonymous
United States
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Revere, United States
Gotcha!
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
ohdearyme
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Anonymous
Lonesome tonight
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
My brother the Gigachad
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
liisiuu
Breakout
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
brother love
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Maryse
Mississauga, Canada
Shooting yourself in the foot
Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML
Nothanksimdone
Dude…
Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML
*SuperCringe*
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Top comments
that1guyyy 12
I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it
bryans1990 9
Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...
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Comments (139)
jefffluffingham 5
that's because dating sites match you on physical appearance similarities and closeness. cracked.com did a thing with fake X-Men profiles, and they were matched because the pictures were of twins and they lived in the same house. ******* genius.
Kiksters 0
Very well said, I couldn't agree more!!
dforrt 0
Maybe.. People of the same race are attracted to each other more..? People aren't scared of it.. It's personal preference... Don't think theres a problem with EVERYTHING alright?
GraceKathryn97 0
It's obvious y'all are meant to be together! Haha jk that sucks
lsinc20 5
Worst joke in the world!!
GraceKathryn97 0
I was just kidding around...lighten up!
Ja777 9
Yeah, I think it's time for a different site! And make sure to tell him not to sign up on that one too...
DocBastard 40
The good news is that you can skip that whole "getting to know you phase" I guess.
HellRaiser12321 9
I hate that phase
HomeAl0ne 20
Still, don't put out until at least the third date. You don't want to appear easy.
cinderellacat 0
Now the only problem is deciding who's room to do it in.
Wheredidgrungego 12
*crosses fingers* PLEASE no wincest jokes!!
Manganimegrl 16
Too late. Look at the third comment.
AmethystRain 20
You're in Kansas, isn't that the norm?
patebishop 7
Shut the **** up, you stereotypical prick.
AmethystRain 20
No, you be quiet. Don't you have a sheep outside that's in need of some lovin'?
patebishop 7
Hope you ******* die. you piece of shit.
AmethystRain 20
Tell you what: bite me, and learn to take a joke. If I was there right now, I would kick you in the balls. Actually, it would be easier to just kick your sister in the mouth.
patebishop 7
you ******* fail at life. please die now.
sisteresss 12
Dating sites support incest. Who knew?
Torva_fml 16
Stop denying it! even the dating websites know you're meant to be together!
CrisisH3ro 0
do you like the same things your bro does or the other way around?
cinderella10383 6
Eharmony even