Anonymous
United States
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Revere, United States
Gotcha!
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
ohdearyme
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Anonymous
Lonesome tonight
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
My brother the Gigachad
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
liisiuu
Breakout
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
brother love
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Maryse
Mississauga, Canada
Shooting yourself in the foot
Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML
Nothanksimdone
Dude…
Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML
*SuperCringe*
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Top comments
that1guyyy 12
I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it
bryans1990 9
Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...
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Comments (139)
PROBLEMS99 0
how the 1st time
iluvcupkakes 0
it's destiny.......
Courtney_Sanders 6
I think it may be time to sign up on a different dating site.
crownlogic 25
Back in HS, my school did one of those match-making things to raise money for something or other. Out of everyone in the school, my older brother came back as my number one match. I do not want to date someone like my brother, but we get along and have similar personalities. The test wasn't very in depth and I'm guessing the one you're taking isn't either. Maybe you should try a better site.
totreaper 0
Maybe you guys should try to actually go out and meet people, don't leave it to your computers to do it for you.
cattykins 0
Don't knock it till you try it...
Xxak907xX 0
Incestry.com?
GamerMatt97 0
Was it eharmony
fez667 0
perhaps you should no longer use a dating site and ya know go to a bar a meet people or go out in general and meet people?
Dcm210 19
incest is the best :)