Anonymous
United States
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Revere, United States
Gotcha!
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
ohdearyme
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Anonymous
Lonesome tonight
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
My brother the Gigachad
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
liisiuu
Breakout
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
brother love
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Maryse
Mississauga, Canada
Shooting yourself in the foot
Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML
Nothanksimdone
Dude…
Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML
*SuperCringe*
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Top comments
that1guyyy 12
I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it
bryans1990 9
Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...
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zombicidal 11
you were raised together and probably share quite a few interest so maybe that's why OR eharmany just loves incest
ThreatenedOstric 7
... I would love to work on a dating website and match everyone up. I would always do random crap like that.
zombicidal 11
match a 23 year old Guy with a 57 year old chick that would be the best job ever
ThreatenedOstric 7
Or match the former cheerleader with Abraham Lincoln and the sensitive musician with a gorilla... On second thought, I don't think I would be keeping this job long.
nonaveragebeing 8
That's an awkward conversation to have...
macboy132 0
Lol hell no!
liamcumby 4
Havnt u always wanted a cyclops baby!?!?!???
saIty 17
Not really. But a Unicorn baby would be just swell.
AmethystRain 20
Not for the woman giving birth to said unicorn baby.
saIty 17
Whaa? I thought the stork delivered babies. Have I been lied to all these years?
69ing_Chipmunks 9
Harold and Kumar referance?
Natty23 0
Brother love!
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
You know you're a redneck if...
perdix 31
The good news is you won't have to change your name! The even better news is that you won't have a mother-in-law to deal with. Look, computers don't lie. Have your brother get a vasectomy and go for it. Adopt kids if you have to.
TheFunnyTroll 3
Another quality perdix comment!
Liimitless 6
I guess inbreeding is the new thing
Capt_Oblivious 10
Well, you both do have alot in common, such as parents for example.
amishfury 9
is that a banjo I hear?