Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
The nerve of this dude
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Not a good look
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML
Top comments
Adam Dessouki 13
Not sure why this a FML situation. Unless this is a different version of tinder, but it means you also swiped right and that’s why it’s a match.
kskjon 12
Why did you swipe right if you didn't want to match with him?
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Comments (11)
Fucc_Logic_4evah 13
Smells like promotion time to me... Or tons of awkwardness. Probably tons of that.
Adam Dessouki 13
Not sure why this a FML situation. Unless this is a different version of tinder, but it means you also swiped right and that’s why it’s a match.
kskjon 12
Why did you swipe right if you didn't want to match with him?
Dave_Davington 34
She may've just been casting a wide net.
Koios 30
Then she'd deserve it even more
Anducar 10
Well, a match means you also swiped right and knew what you were getting into. Unless he didn't show his face but why in the seven heavens would you swipe right then? YDI in any case.
RichardPencil 32
Let the funny business begin!
Tripartita 45
Wow, if you got together, you could role-play as two strangers with no employer/employee power dynamic. Kinky.
Lobby_Bee 18
He might be a really good match with you. Why the hell not?
Chad Bishop 7
that's an opportunity in disguise my friend.