Anonymous
United States
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Revere, United States
Gotcha!
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
ohdearyme
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Anonymous
Lonesome tonight
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
My brother the Gigachad
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
liisiuu
Breakout
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
brother love
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Maryse
Mississauga, Canada
Shooting yourself in the foot
Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML
Nothanksimdone
Dude…
Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML
*SuperCringe*
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
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that1guyyy 12
I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it
bryans1990 9
Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...
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Comments (139)
daydreamer244 13
Maybe go to a different dating site than you're brother??
TB1_fml 14
If you live in Tennessee, it's not a problem!
OfficeNinja 5
That's normal when you use a dating site while in Kansas. Or Alabama. If you are on a canoe and hear banjo music - paddle faster...
dforrt 0
It's not normal to date or marry any relative in Kansis or Alabama. Acoording to your post, it IS normal to be an ignorant jackass in the "north"
Epikouros 32
More to the point, spouting prejudice about Southerners, Appalachians or Midwesterners is as funny as completing a tax form. Unless you're a five-year old and you hear that joke for the first time.
sierralovesyou 0
118- thank you so much. Seriously, I live in Alabama, and I'm so ******* sick of all these Northern people stereotyping us based on exagerated tv shows and books. We are not a bunch of hicks.
artprincess 0
Again?!?
GoneClubbin 9
Maybe being lonely runs in the family
hobojo69 23
O god *face palm*
lineman11 0
Why go down the road, when you can go down the hall...
brando_jones96 0
do u live in alabama?
KiddNYC1O 22
Carlton?... Hilary?...
ConnerCyanide 0
Move to the south then haha