Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gotcha!
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Lonesome tonight
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
My brother the Gigachad
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
Breakout
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Shooting yourself in the foot
Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML
Dude…
Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
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that1guyyy 12
I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it
bryans1990 9
Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...
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Comments (139)
JHandAC 4
I feel like since you live in Kansas I must ask if youre either Sam or Dean Winchester? I. Must. Ask. Hometown: Lawrence And the show, Supernatural, has mad SEVERAL Wincest-like comments O.O Lolz I'm jk-ing, but seriously- try to no-go on the incest thing, Kay?
ThisRandomChild 0
Incest is wincest.
d4m4s74 12
and twincest is best
mirandom24 10
Again? Awkward.
eryn13 5
Ewww!!!!
Brandonbhp 6
You would think there would be an option to make it so you never get matched with the same person twice.
MisterGuru 5
Haha maybe it's a hint?? Jk jk
Dhuva 8
Is he hot? Haha
MessyVictor 1
Well? You guys gonna get it on? Send menthe tape if your hot
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
If you are from Alabama, your good!! If not, then life is gonna suck!!
MrIncredibleSME 3
Hey, if it works out you won't have to worry about changing last names.