rj
Goddard, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
both are dimwitted
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Broken trust
🌶️ Spicy
Making whoopee
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Anonymous
Iztacalco, Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
That's… sexy
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
noneedtostress
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6
Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.
linkinpark98 24
MAURY!
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florido_fml 10
What did u expect?
beelee1988 13
Her to be faithful.
jDCrackpot 7
'YDI for not having sex with her since last year' ...because everyone must want to have sex, all the time. Of course it's all him not wanting to have sex and must have nothing to do with her decision regarding sexual activity either, because she must be interested in having sex with him all the time- and so, he deserves the humiliation and disrespect of his wife being unfaithful, and having another mans child, and possible divorce proceedings. Makes sense. /sarcasm
anarchistpunk 3
What? "he deserves an unfaithful wife? Yes, they should have sex more often, but he deserves an unfaithful wife? The immorality of these comments..jesus what has this world come to.
white16sox 19
107, he was talking about 47 who pretty much said, you deserve being cheated on for not having sex in a year.
satansdaughter90 0
Why haven't you guys had sex since last year???? Y'all are married and should have sex more than that and well if she's pregnant she cheated probably because of not having sex since last year
RedPillSucks 33
There is more to marriage than sex
JasonEP 3
All of these replies saying "marriage isn't just sex" and "there is more to being married than sex" are obviously virgins
rcgirl2 11
Either you don't remember or you are NOT the father!
rcgirl2 11
Sorry OP. :(
FightMyLiger 19
Sexless marriages are FYLs already. Take her to the smishsmortion clinic
andy30ace 3
She probably raped you when u were passed out drunk one night? Cross fingers
FightMyLiger 19
And sorry OP. Sounds like youve got some real problems to address
Snafuusmc 12
Run Bro!
pagullarka 9
No sex for one year what's wrong with you