Today, my kids did not tell me the AC guy was here. I got up and went to the restroom in my bra and underwear, and the AC guy was standing in the bathroom. Our AC unit is downstairs, so both me and the AC guy were shocked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked, and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, the dorm above me had their toilet pipe break and leak through my ceiling, so I have to move rooms. The worst part was I answered the door to let the repairman in while I was in pajamas, but he looked uncomfortable. I didn't notice until he left that my 'thing' was poking out. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
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Silver_helmet 10
I saw a film like this but it was a plumber
RichardPencil 32
"Pardon me, but could you politely get the **** out of my bathroom?"
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Silver_helmet 10
I saw a film like this but it was a plumber
RichardPencil 32
"Pardon me, but could you politely get the **** out of my bathroom?"
sch00ln3rd 11
I was curious why you walk around in bra and panties in front of your kids. If they’re old enough to answer doors that’s pretty odd. No judgement what you do in your home but that’s a YDI from me for at least not wearing a robe or night dress.
ChipBoundary 9
Most people don't care about those types of things around their family.
Nikki 17
Yeah most people don’t sexualize their own mum just for being in underwear
sch00ln3rd 11
I wouldn’t have even thought of it that way. More like “mom that’s gross - put some clothes on” rather than a sexualized thing. I hope people don’t think the latter.
mccuish 25
I’ve seen this plot in a porno
enginsteve 17
i should have been an AC guy.... smh
Yummi_913 18
I'm more concerned with how you let your children answer the door and let random men into your home than you being seen in undies. That's incredibly dangerous.