Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Time for a divorce, I think
Edison, United States
My love language is…
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
Korisite
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
CaptBlood
Action - Reaction
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Consent
Today, my wife asked me to smack her ass as a sign of affection, so I did, she liked it, and we had sex. This afternoon I walked past and smacked her ass again. I now have a bruised eye, ringing in my left ear, and a severe warning to never do that again. Why? FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Anonymous
Ceska, Czech Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
Anonymous
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
paidback
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rejection erection
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Cheating with the showerhead
Today, my wife shouted at me for masturbating in the shower, because, "It’s disgusting." She hasn’t touched me sexually in two years FML
cap
Manhattan, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Last trip
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
Top comments
LizetteBerenice 22
Women.
5secondsofvvifi 21
Maybe her boobs are sore right now? If this is the first time she's done it, ask her about it.
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Comments (170)
sorryimkurt 1
haha. some women are just stupid.
kerstileann 26
Que the "dUmp dat biitch durrhurr" comments. But seriously, thats messed up.
DenverTyrrell 13
If she told you not to before you did it i can understand, but otherwise...FYL
dehvi 9
Maybe she was trying to be kinky?
notesz 21
You were too rough maybe?
malimir 20
Mine does that all the time! I'm not allowed to touch them!
rockey44 16
bitchs never learn
notsoanonymous3 20
Did she she slap you for touching her ****** too?
ihatedouchbags 17
Well, IF she just had a baby her breasts might secrete milk... Or if that's not the case, maybe you just squeezed too hard.. Try being more gentle next time.
syed121417 22
Maybe you we're a bit rough? Or maybe her boobs were very sore. Whatever the case may be, if she hadn't told you not to touch them, FYL. Did she say anything about her boobs or maybe she was feeling insecure and didn't want anything other than just sex? Communication is key.