Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Time for a divorce, I think
Edison, United States
My love language is…
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
Korisite
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
CaptBlood
Action - Reaction
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Consent
Today, my wife asked me to smack her ass as a sign of affection, so I did, she liked it, and we had sex. This afternoon I walked past and smacked her ass again. I now have a bruised eye, ringing in my left ear, and a severe warning to never do that again. Why? FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Anonymous
Ceska, Czech Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
Anonymous
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
paidback
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rejection erection
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Cheating with the showerhead
Today, my wife shouted at me for masturbating in the shower, because, "It’s disgusting." She hasn’t touched me sexually in two years FML
cap
Manhattan, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Last trip
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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LizetteBerenice 22
Women.
5secondsofvvifi 21
Maybe her boobs are sore right now? If this is the first time she's done it, ask her about it.
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Comments (170)
Steve95401 49
Did you try to read the acne on them like braille?
whatsittoyabitch 15
Kinky ?
Nikki_Shay 4
How did this turn into women hating?
Garnetshaddow 30
Because internet...
vikky538 29
may be she is into some kinky sex...
Ki11erC 18
Has she maybe not told you something yet... Pattering of little feet soon ;) I know some women go hypersensitive during some (all?) stages of pregnancy.
hiholls 13
Hopefully the OP means a little slap on the chest or arm not a full on slap in the face but anyway there are definitely different circumstances that could change people's opinion on this "FML". I've had a breast reduction and the sensations in my breast are almost the opposite of what natural women feel. I HATE when my guy tweaks my nipples or tries to nibble them.. It HURTS, whereas most women LOVE that. Even if she hasn't had a reduction, every human has the physical capacity to be different from others in ways. Perhaps this is simply not her thing and she was fed up with you not listening. Or maybe she was being irrational, idk!
marcranger 29
I haven't had any surgeries on my breasts, but I hate having mine touched at all. Your comment about tweaking and nibbling made me cringe and cross my arms very tightly!
TotalAwks_ 4
Forget "your life sucks", more like, "Your wife sucks"
xlord 27
@64 I think he jokingly replied to it.
RedPillSucks 33
Actually, she slapped you for not touching them hard enough
EvilLittleMan 23
Honk. Honk... Slap !