Today, my wife shouted at me for masturbating in the shower, because, "It’s disgusting." She hasn’t touched me sexually in two years FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, my wife has been angry since she walked in on me masturbating. In our hotel room. In NYC. That I booked for our anniversary. That she doesn’t want to leave. Or have sex in. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
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smoochmysnoot 6
She may have a chemical imbalance that reduces libido to zero. Maybe talk with her and her doctor about it? Good luck to you, hope things get resolved for you both.
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Comments (5)
Charlie Given 28
So why are you with her then? This can only mean a few things she's either A. cheating on you or B. is asexual or C. has some sort of mental health problem, or D. shes using you.Neither of which is good for a healthy marriage.
Underscore_foo 5
I feel like there’s an explanation that doesn’t come front point A, B, C, D. You haven’t been in a relationship so stop giving unsolicited advice, thanks,
smoochmysnoot 6
She may have a chemical imbalance that reduces libido to zero. Maybe talk with her and her doctor about it? Good luck to you, hope things get resolved for you both.
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Lost Reggie 22
Find someone else to do it for you.
thinman12345 17
Tell her that either she can help you out or let you be.