Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Time for a divorce, I think
Edison, United States
My love language is…
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
Korisite
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
CaptBlood
Action - Reaction
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Consent
Today, my wife asked me to smack her ass as a sign of affection, so I did, she liked it, and we had sex. This afternoon I walked past and smacked her ass again. I now have a bruised eye, ringing in my left ear, and a severe warning to never do that again. Why? FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Anonymous
Ceska, Czech Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
Anonymous
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
paidback
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rejection erection
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Cheating with the showerhead
Today, my wife shouted at me for masturbating in the shower, because, "It’s disgusting." She hasn’t touched me sexually in two years FML
cap
Manhattan, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Last trip
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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LizetteBerenice 22
Women.
5secondsofvvifi 21
Maybe her boobs are sore right now? If this is the first time she's done it, ask her about it.
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SirJKCaptain 12
Maybe she thinks her breast are only for babies
LoverWordsFood 27
This has happened to my husband and myself OP. I would suggest asking her why she did this. I get really painful breasts and I tell my husband about it if he's grabbing at them. The pain was pretty bad one night we were having sex, and my husband grabbed them really hard (after I had told him to please be careful but he'd forgotten with having sex) and I slapped him hard since the pain spread out throughout my chest and side. I apologized right after it happened and reiterated the whole in pain speech. Just ask OP and see why she did that.
marcranger 29
OP, I have to ask if there's some backstory to this. My ex used to think my breasts were fair game for touching any time I took my shirt off, even though I told him, repeatedly, that I hated having them touched. He didn't get the hint until I slapped him. I'm not saying this is necessarily the right thing to do, but if your wife is also at the end of her rope, she may have felt she'd run out of ways to communicate her discomfort to you.
foxwasalamb 24
you seriously replied to your own comment?
worldclassrager 41
Getting rough is always okay...
ajs1987 15
So the fact that you're inside of her, touching her in a way that is way more risque than a simple boob grope, is ok as long as you don't touch the funbags? Your wife is weird.
Dro23 10
If she's pregnant then there's a reason why she did it boobs are really really ******* sensitive during pregnancy.
pitapizzaparty 18
I get mad when my bf does that. But im pregnant so its really uncomfortable at the moment
NodakN8V 25
It was a boobie trap
TommyG493 11
+1
iwadasn 33
There has to be more to this story. Maybe her breasts were especially sensitive that day and you were being too rough with them?