Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife served me with divorce papers that included an accusation that I haven’t given her a decent orgasm since 1996. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, my wife asked me to come talk to her in the bedroom. Thinking she wanted to have a quickie while her sister was spending time with our son, I rushed into the room. She didn't want a quickie, she wanted a divorce. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, my wife of 23 years said she wanted a divorce, that she didn't love me anymore and is moving out. Why? I told her I didn't want us to date and have sex with other people. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
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mfranks19891989 10
Sounds like your winning. I wouldn’t want to be with a jerk like that. Even if you are bad at sex, for me that not a valid reason to break up. If she really care about you she would help you improve so sex could be more enjoyable for the both of you.
Sady_Ct 38
Before I slept with the man who is now my husband, we waited till we had strong feelings, apart from lust, for each other. When we finally did, OMFG HE WAS TERRIBLE. I seriously considered how to handle the situation as I didn’t want to leave him but I didn’t want to always have crappy sex. So I took the time to sit down and talk to him, communicate and work through it. Now, we both feel that sex together is the best either of us has had. I say this to you, she didn’t love you, the divorce is the best thing for you. If she had of cared, she would have talked with you, not done what she has done.
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mfranks19891989 10
Sounds like your winning. I wouldn’t want to be with a jerk like that. Even if you are bad at sex, for me that not a valid reason to break up. If she really care about you she would help you improve so sex could be more enjoyable for the both of you.
rotflqtms_ 21
Who knows? Maybe she told him what she wanted, or he just cared to always do a quickie and never cared if she liked it or not and when he was done, so was the sex... Maybe there's more to the story and more was said... or maybe she's just a jerk. Hard to tell if it was really right after her saying that, or if she said it to hurt him in an argument when she was planning on doing it (jerk move to hurt someone tbh) But we only hear one side... Sucks OP. Work on you and listen to your partner. You'll find someone most likely who'll appreciate you. Sex isn't everything. You'd think she'd know about the sex before marriage... unless you guys waited... or unless you stopped trying to please her after marriage. Who knows?
mfranks19891989 10
Every relationship needs Communication with out it things like this will happen or worse thing could happen. If people communicated more I feel like there wouldn’t be as many messy divorces.
fullacrapallofyou 14
Sounds retarded, who writes this crap
RebeccaMcQ 15
She's using that an excuse. Trust me as I am also female.
Sady_Ct 38
Before I slept with the man who is now my husband, we waited till we had strong feelings, apart from lust, for each other. When we finally did, OMFG HE WAS TERRIBLE. I seriously considered how to handle the situation as I didn’t want to leave him but I didn’t want to always have crappy sex. So I took the time to sit down and talk to him, communicate and work through it. Now, we both feel that sex together is the best either of us has had. I say this to you, she didn’t love you, the divorce is the best thing for you. If she had of cared, she would have talked with you, not done what she has done.
bloopaloop 27
You sound like a girly man. She’s going to find someone to treat her rough!
Jason Miller 2
she was cheating on you already, just sayin
randomnobody0622 6
there has to be a reason why shes divorcing you, you must jave forgotten something important. try and think why she would do something like that, i dont believe its becaise of sex
brelandsurfer832 3
going through the same thing