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Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

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LizetteBerenice 22

Women.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Maybe her boobs are sore right now? If this is the first time she's done it, ask her about it.

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LizetteBerenice 22

Women.

sarah5745 41

We will never understand them..

Adeptus_Astartes 22

She's protective of her sweater missiles.

DogeMan 14

Wow that's a weird way o describe them lol

devildog562 33

Can't live with them,can't make sandwich by myself. Damn the dilemma here...I'm going to take the slap. Edit: WARNING!!!! I might be slightly sarcastic and or joking.

Enslaved 38

"One part love, one part wild One part lady, one part child I give you Women! women! - Lots of pretty women Men! men! - They can't live without them"

blazerman_fml 17

#26 Sweater Missiles..Damn I've heard boobs bewbs rockets pointy peaks melons apples (other fruit) but never sweater missiles.. Im curious where did you learn that one?#28 makes a solid point.

cakefete2 31

I just started reading the "womanual". One hundred fifty pages in, and I'm not even out of the table of contents yet.

qilinnaamossh 11

sweater missiles!!

devildog562 33

WomanuaI, I need a copy bud. Chicktionary isn't as thorough as I would like.

Enslaved 38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctZNxP9rzIE These are "99 Names for Boobs" Enjoy.

sunnyray812 42

#35 I just got all excited over the fact you put Def Leppard lyrics. You are awesome! Be my friend????

kalbrek009 20

How about "sweater puppies"? Lol

HairIsEverything 15

Sweater missiles reminds me of Austin powers haha! FEMBOTS! Austin Powers Fembots: http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Woman are like space: Nobody knows what they are and I watch you a night

2i1337i2iscore 13

#1 - I said the same comment on a previous post and the moderator temporarily banned me. Apparently you can only make sexist comments about your own sex- the hypocrisy

Zander7501 3

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Women will go all out if that happens, believe me.

ComoEsJuan 24

I don't believe you.

so_smooth 13

You sit on a throne of lies

Ltsdragons 19

But at least it's a throne

shutupshane12 12

Liar liar, plants for hire

kerstileann 26

"Will go all out if that happens" If what happens?! God forbid op actually touches his wife during sex. Remember kids the bible says moving around during coitus will send you straight to hell with a hand mark on your face! /sarcasm

hacksaw246 24

#83 It's pants on fire Patrick

thatADHDdude 21

81 You would know, liar.

xx000o 27

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

He didn't ask her for permission first. With the new pc rules, deserved what he got.

kerstileann 26

THEY WERE HAVING SEX! thats permission right there!

NellieeNell 18

Because asking permission from your wife, while you're having sex makes a lot of sense -__-

5secondsofvvifi 21

Maybe her boobs are sore right now? If this is the first time she's done it, ask her about it.

King_Nero 15

That doesn't give her a right to slap him. They were having sex so grabbing her boobs should be something she expects and if she didn't want him touching them she should have said so before they started.

Criminallylnsane 13

Maybe she did but OP didn't pay attention.

capslockisgood 19

@37 Trust me, if the conversation was about boobs, he heard

gemstone586 12

if she's pregnant, she had every right. haha. them babies HURT!

Soloman212 28

I think you mean if she WAS pregnant and is breast feeding..?

brand125 17

98 - no, you still dont get that "right"

greencurtains74 11

Exactly. If they're sore and he suddenly hurt them, she may hace slapped him as a involuntary reaction. like if someone were to sneak up on you and you punch them due to being startled.

seriouslygrowup 11

he probably grabbed too hard thinking he was in a porno or something

weveallbeenthere 30

how hard did you touch them, like squeeze hard or caress gently.

sophienzstein 12

You've got to ease into it, you don't just go squeezing them like a stress ball

weveallbeenthere 30

but they do relieve stress.

foxwasalamb 24

yet are not balls. although guys have stress balls. may i demonstrate on you good sir?

weveallbeenthere 30

only softy, otherwise I would cry like a little sissy.

kyuubi1 14

maybe she doesn't like it that way.

Ki11erC 18

I would of thought being married he should know that by now.

ThatAmericanGirl 5

Are you newly weds?

Nexpecto 28

if not, that's pretty shititty

Enslaved 38

Dominatrix role play? Gotta ask permission from the mistress.

KarlwithaK91 12

Maybe she wanted angry sex? haha.

devildog562 33

No means no! Don't touch her. Just have sex and remember no to look her in the eye. Seriously though what the hell. Maybe she's sensitive ?

laurenasabutton 26

Yes, let's trivialise consent! hilarious!

devildog562 33

Usually when having consensual sex, I believe it is normally ok to touch. No one is trivializing anything, but I believe if ignorance and pre-judgment has shown their ugly little face. Have a little humor in your life, you'll be happier and live longer.

Mc2013 18

Someone's panties are in a knot... Not you devildog, unless you wear panties.

devildog562 33

Depends on if I'm working the boulevard. No undies on Fridays to make the big money. Lacy on Saturdays and tux thong on football Sundays Haha everyone is entitled to their opinion. And I mean no offense. To each their own.

Hasselhoffart 15

When the river runs red, take the dirt road home. She could have been sore

MomentoMori 23

If they're having sex, chances are she's not on her period.

devildog562 33

I think that's a pretty far jump, although you may be right. Plus maybe she's coming up on her menstrual time and he might not know how much she's in pain.

boxers4lyfe 17

#21 I disagree. There are plenty of women who will have sex on their period.

es3508 16

Wow, I've never heard it described like that >.

lord_meloetta 20

#49, we get horny on our periods, all girls I know want sex on their periods. Maybe some don't but just to be clear it's usually guys who don't like putting their dicks in a bloody hole. I respect that though.

lord_meloetta 20

FML won't let me delete that damn comment because I realized how stupid it is. But also maybe she was having PMS and wasn't bleeding yet. She may have still been sore.

jeepers_1 21

Why is that so unlikely? Lots of men and women are happy to have sex on their period!

Garnetshaddow 30

ew...