Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
Today, my wife of twelve years got drunk and told me the best sex she’s ever had was with her first ex after they broke up. FML
Today, my mom shrieked in horror and burst into hysterical tears when I casually mentioned I was having sex. I've been married for three years. My wife and I have sex. Deal with it. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
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greenie213 23
Boy! You've got a lot to live up to.
BuffaloSabres134 8
That would bother anyone who has a girlfriend or a wife. Regardless of when it happened.
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Comments (40)
UrMomzCooch 3
Yea ur wife's a **** dude
leeburns 5
Shit that's gata be a hard pill to swallow but I hope you can get passed it And if you can't sagest you guys should have another one but this time with girls
Welshite 40
*got to *past *suggest (Actually I don't know what you were trying to say here)
leeburns 5
**** I know I can't spell
ManInTheMachine 20
Admitting it is the first step. Now you've got to actually come to the Speller's Anonymous meetings. No one ever does...
TehMonkey 1
More like mis-spellers anonymous
ElhonnaDS 10
They tried to organize those meetings, but no one who needed them could spell "anonymous" well enough to look up the information.
numbersystem 4
Tell her that you used to fantasize about marrying a **** and then you did.
Iknowsomestuff 9
And none of them have said a thing to their wives I'm pretty sure.
alexhaz64 4
Well she must have settled down with you for a reason! Take it as a compliment that you won over a woman who's had six men at once!
court_f 8
He also said she apparently fantasizes about it when they have sex... Hardly a compliment! :(
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Wife fantasizing about being gang banged? Is one dick never enough? Sounds like she needs 'Tentacles in a Can'! Just pop it open and before you know it, you're having incredible sex with hundreds of tentacles! Only $5.99! (company not responsable for death by sexual exaustion, passers by also being tentacle raped, or being stretched beyond repair)
skulltorn 8
Can't turn a Hoe into a housewife, but incidentally, you can turn a housewife into a Hoe...... Weird =
Enslaved 38
Go the cheaper route and get a bag of jumbo carrots!
TrueTriage 16
Cucumbers. This is horrible....
Enslaved 38
Sorry, after watching "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," they have to be carrots. :P
BrewCityMatt 5
Your wife sounds awesome, she's definitely a keeper!!
court_f 8
Some things are best kept as secrets..... This would definitely qualify.