Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
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interesting33 37
wow so his masculinity is so fragile he gave it away and he didn't even look at the gift you had thoughtfully got him? that is disgraceful
Bloo2555 22
He's got to be the ultimate schmuck in existance.
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Bloo2555 22
He's got to be the ultimate schmuck in existance.
Thundernutz 15
I also want to call him a dumbfuck... In all of the relationships ive been in not once have i ever gotten a Vday gift; what part of Vday isnt for guys?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
interesting33 37
wow so his masculinity is so fragile he gave it away and he didn't even look at the gift you had thoughtfully got him? that is disgraceful
Matt Kesler 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
while I agree this sucks, isn't this something about him you should have known already?
Hi_Five 7
No.
samdhjr 8
Wow get rid of him
Remy Authement 5
his loss
Glowworm56 27
Valentine's day isn't for guys, my butt! Valentine's gifts don't have to be pink, heart-shaped and frilly.
manb91uk 22
Your husband’s a moron
BellaD13 18
Normally I’m not the one to say this, but divorce his unappreciative ass. Hopefully you can get some of it back from his co-worker without too much trouble. Hopefully we get a follow up
tash901 31
I guess at least the gift of giving is with him... Definitely sucks for you though
Rabite 28
How could he not even look into it? I hope you sent him the bill for it and cancelled all the other gifts for this year.