Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
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Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was leading a wheelchair fundraiser to raise money to make public areas wheelchair accessible. I had several guest speakers, all of which were confined to wheelchairs. About ten minutes after the fundraiser was supposed to begin, I realized that the stage was wheelchair incompatible. FML
Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheelchair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheelchair. FML
Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
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timewarpist 1
I doubt it would be in that aisle just for fun.
jessxoxo28 5
wow... ur a dumbass dude u need to grow up
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Dillybar 0
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I don't get the bad part... lol
Anonanimal 0
Mature..
wingedspiritus 0
Mature, what? I didn't get the bad part either.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
i think the fml is that they were at salvation army
cackle 0
gonna tell me you cant recognize the difference between a wheelchair for sale and a wheelchair being used? right.
dcbog123 0
lol you shoulda brought it up to the register XD
sparxva 12
So what is the FML part? You're a bit of a loser, to be sure, but that isn't an FML.
cookiepenguin 0
how are they hobbling? obviously a fake
lildrummerboy47 0
Meh.. just explain that you thought it was an item in the miscellaneous aisle and wanted to try it out. I'm sure they would understand. You didn't hurt them or break it and you brought it back before they needed it.
timewarpist 1
I doubt it would be in that aisle just for fun.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Maybe he thought someone was setting up a wheelchair race? Think positive!
allysonnn 0
LOL as long as the owner didnt have to struggle for too long its nbd
plexico 4
Was it as fun as you thought? If so, maybe you can crash your car on purpose to see if you can get one of your very own?
MelanieBerrigan 0
lmfao hahaa
voveraite 7
Woooow! Wheelchairs are the new merry-go-rounds now? They should put them in the amusement parks! They's sure gather lots of customers like you (I spare the readers by not using any attributes before "customers" ).
latkematzoball 0
wut the helll??? u see a wheelcair sitting around and u just getin it aand ride around? MORON. also its offensive because i doubt the person who needs it thinks riding a wheelchair is much fun. MORRRRRON!
GodsOfWrath 0
shut up. no one's impressed.
kims0706 10
I don't really think he's trying to impress anyone :/ but I can understand his point of view: you're crippled possibly for life, and may never feel the bliss or treasure of even moving your legs again, and as soon as you come out of your changing room, you see someone you never met using the device you need to move around being used as a toy to them, and thinking its fun to be in one of them (I'm not saying OP thought of it permanently, but just at the time) :/
cerebellum_fml 0
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XxWolvesBitexX 8
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njimko 0
this should be on mlia
michaelcarell 0
that's awful
TakeAChill 0
I don't see why this is a FML. It seems like you had a good time and the person gets their wheelchair back with a warm seat! Its a win-win situation!