Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a long text breaking up with me and calling me "selfish", all because I fed my dog half of the roast he made us for dinner. He knows damn well I feed her a raw diet. FML
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cacheson 42
It sounds like he was doing all this of his own volition and without your knowledge? If that’s the case I don’t know why there are so many ydi on this post. You confronted him about lying to you and he was abstaining from meat without any coercion.
Thaylok 17
It is a hard lesson to learn, that people will lie to you to get what they want (sex). I have tried to make my daughter understand that for many years. Don't let that stop your search for a good person, they are out there.
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cacheson 42
It sounds like he was doing all this of his own volition and without your knowledge? If that’s the case I don’t know why there are so many ydi on this post. You confronted him about lying to you and he was abstaining from meat without any coercion.
RichardPencil 32
I guess you won't be getting The Whopper anymore.
Plop 17
With some luck she'll find a 12" vegan sub to replace him.
Thaylok 17
It is a hard lesson to learn, that people will lie to you to get what they want (sex). I have tried to make my daughter understand that for many years. Don't let that stop your search for a good person, they are out there.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I mean it sucks he lied, but if you cared that much about him being vegan like you, well, shit like this will happen. Guys are ******* weird like that idk why and it ain't good but if you like him at all let him live his life the way he wants while being with you.
fluffnut 9
His loss on many levels 😹
Aurora25 29
Just because you're vegan, doesnt mean you should force it on to other people
cacheson 42
It sounds more like the boyfriend told op he was vegan from the start and they had no reason to suspect otherwise. I don’t think there was any force involved.
Jonkbaby 23
So you now have beef with him?