Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
Today, my wife of twelve years got drunk and told me the best sex she’s ever had was with her first ex after they broke up. FML
Today, my mom shrieked in horror and burst into hysterical tears when I casually mentioned I was having sex. I've been married for three years. My wife and I have sex. Deal with it. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
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greenie213 23
Boy! You've got a lot to live up to.
BuffaloSabres134 8
That would bother anyone who has a girlfriend or a wife. Regardless of when it happened.
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Comments (40)
Boob_fml 6
It is hard finding a decent girl. And women wonder why men treat them like objects...
Epikouros 32
How literally did she mean 'at once'? Two in each hole? That's ambitious.
skulltorn 8
Can't turn a Hoe into a house wife, but you can turn a house wife into a Hoe...... Weird =
bondgirl69 5
Just get 5 men to join your guys next time.
kimg0885 23
^ I always wondered how that was possible? Even a threesome seems odd to me? I just want to know how this would all go down? Does ops husband ask five of his guy friends or just random dudes? What do you say to someone; "Hey do you want to come over to my house and have sex with me and the Mrs.?" that has to be awkward.
troyt1985 0
dump that gangbangin ho. if she fantisizes then shell hop on the first group screw she's offered.
Arcangel196 0
Damn it's gotta suck go be you hahahaha.
capnbzarr 43
You should watch Chasing Amy for some perspective. To me, there's nothing hotter than a woman who likes sex and isn't ashamed of it. Can't say I'm surprised at all the ****-shaming going on here, though.
Lucious306 7
Dang she was straight up in a porno! That must be difficult to live up to
InvisibleEar 1
Here how it goes: Boobs: 1 Ass: 1 That place: 1 Mouth: 1 Hands: 2 _____________ = 6
soyeah_whatsup 4
Your wife was a **** in college... yeah I said it.