Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML
Today, my wife is upset because at a party we took part in an X-rated 'Never Have I Ever', which exposed how filthy I was with past girlfriends, and how boring our sex life is. I’d done almost everything, while she, who’s only ever been with me, had only done 5 things off the list of about 40. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, I found out that my prude wife, who has given up on anything remotely sexually exciting, has been researching swinger clubs. I found out when she “accidentally” texted me a Vice article on the subject. FML
Today, I have caught my boyfriend masturbating by himself over a dozen times since Xmas, so God knows how many times he’s done it without me knowing. I asked him about it, and it turns out a woman he went to high school with, and had a huge crush on, recently became a porn actress. FML
Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Bendegit 4
Sex for work, and sex with someone she actually cares about appear to be two totally separate things for her.
Matthew Smith 13
Do you think painters come home and start painting...
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Comments (19)
mcsmee 8
On the bright side, you get to have **** star sex now.
galvinizd 7
that ain't gonna happen.
Bendegit 4
Sex for work, and sex with someone she actually cares about appear to be two totally separate things for her.
galvinizd 7
said every cheating husband...
RichardPencil 32
She didn't want to bring her work home. The old Busman's Holiday!
Marcella1016 32
In addition to what the other people said, she probably also wanted to protect you. She didn’t want to “bring” anything from work to you. It’s great that she waited until she was absolutely sure she was STD free - ie your wedding night, with her **** life behind her - before she did anything with you. Although on the other hand, it does suck that she was apparently doing this while dating you. But she tried to protect you, and that’s something, and it seems like you’re happily married now, and that’s great :)
Tristan Nichols 8
She was cheating
princess_stabitty 20
She probably just didn't want you to know she's way too good at sex as someone who wants to have sex only after wedding can be.
Matthew Smith 13
Do you think painters come home and start painting...
Jonkbaby 23
Just means she wanted to make sure what you and her have was special
UbuntuElphie 16
Does she give good head? Then STFU and enjoy her wealth of experience. Just accept the fact that you're probably not the biggest dick she's ever had... unless we're defining dick the other way, then maybe you are. Seriously, get over yourself. I think this is more a FHL for having to put up with your bruised ego.
millsjoshua949 12
You might be able to get past it? You sound extremely judgemental.
JackFaire 27
Normally I'd agree if it was "Hey honey before we got together I was a **** star" sure get the hell over it dude. And any guy going "maybe I can get past it" would sound pretty judgmental. But this is him finding out that while they were actively dating she was having sex with all of these other guys. We live in a society that defines that as cheating and has raised him to equate that with cheating. It's understandable that he'd have to re-evaluate his feelings on the matter. And so you don't think I'm judgmental personally it's in the past it's not followed up with "and we're doing a reunion movie" then I'd move past it. I wouldn't hold it against someone that had issues doing so though.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Wow... I am usually an extremely open minded guy and, in fact, I am poly amorous. However, I would feel humiliated and betrayed by this. Basically she was being dishonest with you when you were dating and living a lie. My experience is that we try to see the best in the ones we love and you probably thought she was Ms Purity herself at the time. Knowing that she was having all sorts of crazy sex behindy back while I thought that about her would kill me.