Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
Today, my wife of twelve years got drunk and told me the best sex she’s ever had was with her first ex after they broke up. FML
Today, my mom shrieked in horror and burst into hysterical tears when I casually mentioned I was having sex. I've been married for three years. My wife and I have sex. Deal with it. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
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greenie213 23
Boy! You've got a lot to live up to.
BuffaloSabres134 8
That would bother anyone who has a girlfriend or a wife. Regardless of when it happened.
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Comments (40)
alovej1025 3
Yea that sucks if I was a guy I would be Furious because I would think I'm not pleasuring right dam
DocBastard 40
We all did stupid stuff in college. That's what college is for (in between those annoying "classes"). I'm not proud of a lot of things I did back then, but all of our experiences make us who we are. That experience, for example, makes your wife a superfreak.
Soirs_fml 9
The gang bang theory ?
Welshite 40
A porno for physics nerds.
Nilla_Please 12
I wonder if you good enough to allow her to fantasize about it? Mayr you feel like the six men?
SApprentice 34
At least she told you. The two of you have been married for four years, and I'm going to assume that you dated for a period of time first, so that's maybe four to six years of relationship, if not more. She could have just taken this to her grave, and the fact that she told you means she wants to break down those last few barriers. Honestly, try to be happy. She trusts you, she wanted you to know, and even though she could have gone her whole life without telling you, she wanted to share that dark part of herself with you. Yes, it was an obvious lapse in judgement on her part, and now she has psychologically fixated on it, but that doesn't make her a horrible person. Talk to her, work with her through this. You're her husband, you obviously love her if you've made this commitment, now you have to be there for her.
christonabike 3
Oh dear, I would personally ditch her ASAP!!
supportcommand 17
I bet they finished with a money shot too. Think about that next time you give her a kiss.
Velimir Tchatchevsky 6
"Apparently she still fantasizes about it" - having that said, just leave her, you don't HAVE TO cope with stuff like that
xxWTFxx1981 23
I thought that shit only happened in pornos... FYL indeed my friend and keep your Male friends away from her she might bang them all at once during a super bowl commercial when you go to the bathrooom...lmao
coolrunnings1021 14
Couldnt have sex with 6 at once!!! Not enough holes!!!