Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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SLKBlack96 5
No more doggy style for you then
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Sounds ruff
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Comments (192)
tito657175 0
Nice catch man
dmadsen33 9
Kind of a random choice of tattoo, I'll admit, but aren't you being a little possessive? It's her body, not yours.
Czech_Zidane 14
But if she KNOWS that he hates tattoos, why she did it? What would she say if OP would try to "cure" her "not liking football" by wanting her to watch it in TV with him? :-)
AlwaysAndNever 5
Ew that is so gross. Tattoos are disgusting.
itsallwaysme 4
i <3 tattoos, only have 2 my self, but saving for the next ones, tho kinda bad thing for her to do if it was only to change your mind about tattoos, all tattoos you do should be for yourself not anyone else.
itsallwaysme 4
i <3 tattoos, only have 2 my self, but saving for the next ones, tho kinda bad thing for her to do if it was only to change your mind about tattoos, all tattoos you do should be for yourself not anyone else.
sulitak 27
If she was going to try to change your mind you'd think she would have gone the sexy route... not the moron route
Tyrez 32
Haha, I am so sorry for you! Hate stubborn people like that. Also, tattoos are usually pretty bad too.
LostDN 9
instant divorce for me
tanman230 10
man people make these giant mental leaps sometimes and it amazes me. how do you think that from their dogs name