Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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SLKBlack96 5
No more doggy style for you then
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Sounds ruff
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Comments (192)
FMLaDay_ 6
Got to be barking mad.
cherry72 13
Time for a new girlfriend. Run away very fast!
The_F3rris 11
Lol! In 10-15 years I'm sure she will regret that one.
supportcommand 17
To all the people saying "oh it's just a tattoo, it doesn't change who she is and you should still love her blah blah blah." Would you still be saying that if it was a face tattoo?
escobar07 10
Put a leash on her now.
noisebox 1
Now whenever you go out with her you should wear your ' I'm with stupid' t-shirt.
Kahuna382000 2
I feel your pain. My girlfriend wants one but they look awful.
MoreBeef 4
You're getting a divorce, right? I mean, you did marry her, but that can be rectified.
mr_montoya254 3
Maybe that was her way of not having sex with you anymore. Just saying dude, not trying to break up a marriage however as the husband I'd demand she remove the tattoo.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Man, that sucks. Although, sometimes I feel like people don't even get to know their own spouses. Like, I felt like if someone really, REALLY knew their spouse, they would have known that they would have done something like that.