Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
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Top comments
DameGreyWulf 1
Well... certainly nobody would check, so he's a genius... albeit an unfortunate one.
iZ3r0 0
Yea that does suck.. what kind of things was he hideing??
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zangledog 0
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FIRST xD and yea that does kinda suck
GreenHacker 0
I wanna say he deserves it for this one. Only a moron hides his valuable where he did. Also, knowing you do the laundry, he should inform you of his hiding spot. FYL for dating a dumbass
kemmons88 0
your gay for being first.
sonasonic 34
Has that idiot ever heard of a safe?
iZ3r0 0
Yea that does suck.. what kind of things was he hideing??
moonlight_daze 8
Apparently valuable things that a washing machine is capable of damaging.
greenltrn2003 0
ionno why but this just screamed WEED to me... and that would really explain his thinking patterns too. ****** genious.
moneypenny_fml 0
me to
xactownife 7
Funny criticizing a person's intelligence with multiple spelling errors. ******' genius
moonlight_daze 8
You live with him and don't know this? He Deserved It.
Kukua 5
Were they his valuables? Or yours? If they were yours, then FYL for sure. If they were his, then he's a mama's boy who obviously has relied on the women around him to do his laundry his whole life.
oogyboogy 6
actually if he puts them there it means that he does all the laundry because he has to remember to take them out
greenltrn2003 0
haha...
FYLbutYDI 0
Ydi for putting landry in without checking... And iPod first
Kukua 5
The laundry was already in the washer - he hid his stuff UNDER the laundry already in the machine.
outofitall 0
Sounds like a smart guy.
FYLbutYDI 0
Ok.. So he put dirty landry in the machine and hide things under it? Wow this is really fake or he has bad hiding places...
DameGreyWulf 1
Well... certainly nobody would check, so he's a genius... albeit an unfortunate one.
null_fml 11
Hiding valuables is a good idea, but that's kind of a dumb place. Does he hide his alcohol in the oven when some less-than-trustworthy friends come over, or put his pet hamster in the freezer so your neighbour's dog can't get it?
Luckster 0
.......what did you find? Valuables could mean anything from Money to an XBox.
zangledog 0
haha funny