Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
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Jall8089 9
I thought EVERYONE knew that getting a tattoo with someone’s name leads to a breakup. You NEVER tattoo a romantic partner’s name on your body unless they have died. Kids and pets are OK, but NEVER a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife.
Anderling 33
OP, I don’t think you’re going to get the reaction you were hoping for.
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Anderling 33
OP, I don’t think you’re going to get the reaction you were hoping for.
Wadlaen 24
I'm sorry for how it turned out OP, but I would at least have waited, dating a married man, till his divorce was final till I had his name tattooed on me. But, best of luck finding a new boyfriend with the same name!
Razath 17
Better yet, don't date someone who's married, period.
mike3775 39
Good thing about being stupid is, you now have your future sons name picked out.
Jall8089 9
I thought EVERYONE knew that getting a tattoo with someone’s name leads to a breakup. You NEVER tattoo a romantic partner’s name on your body unless they have died. Kids and pets are OK, but NEVER a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife.
RichardPencil 32
You should have asked me first. My Salma Hayek neck tattoo has still not worked and it has cost me many opportunities in my career as a life coach.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
But it will be worth it if you ever meet her, right?
RichardPencil 32
It didn't work the first time :(
Hangryko 32
If you didn't know he was married, FYL. If you did, YDI.
idragosani 17
Never get a tattoo with someone's name. It's just going to trigger a breakup
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did you know he was married? You absolutely deserve bad karma if you did. But you still deserve it for getting a tattoo of someone's name... such a cliché and never ends well.