Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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SLKBlack96 5
No more doggy style for you then
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Sounds ruff
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Comments (192)
Inciter 33
That sounds like a meaningless tattoo. Seriously, some people love their pets a little too much. Hope she has a job that doesn't mind visible tattoos.
merryhappy1887 20
Seriously, you can never love your pet to much. Especially a dog. They are not mans best friend for no reason. They don't JUDGE you for your body art, they're always glad to see you and spend time with you, they never insult your looks or decisions, and they support you no matter what you look like or how bad your day has been. Sounds to me like you need to get a pet and learn what real loyalty is. My dog is my best friend, he's awesome. They know when you're sick or feel bad, they can make you feel better just by looking at you. Why do you think they use dogs for therapy? People and animals can connect in a way that you cant with people, because people place all the importance on appearance and words, rather than actions. People suck.
Laurenlou 24
117- I, although not a professional, would suggest some kind of club or activity with people with similar interest because you seem to be unhealthily angry at human beings. Dogs love you back but they can't physically help you about your day or give needed advice whatsoever. Also, the situation of the tattoo in this FML had nothing to do with your tattoos or the relationship with your day. It's completely different.
canzonetta 16
They CAN actually physically help you through the day, that's what help dogs do. But otherwise I agree :)
Ivette88 7
That's very tacky. She'll regret it later.,
merryhappy1887 20
You have no right to tell people their ink is tacky. You haven't even seen it. It's probably really small and on the back of her neck, I doubt it's across the front or even the side since neck tattoos are painful. Stop judging when you know nothing.
jbon87 6
Actually, she is well within her rights to judge someone for getting a tattoo to spite their husband, just as the wife was within her rights to get the tattoo. So what, you have tattoos so everytime anyone mentions anything negative about them, you will go on a massive tirade about how people shouldn't judge people with tattoos because they are just 'expressing themselves'? Isn't that rather hypocritical, given that you are judging these people for 'expressing themselves' through a verbal medium?
lexi365 20
Faith in humanity -1
Namenlos_fml 20
There's nothing wrong with tattoos..... Tasteless tattoos are another issue, however.
tamgibbo 5
Ha ha ha to funny
xDropsOfJupiterx 8
I wonder what the dog's name is?
broomhallb 6
Classy! My first tattoo was on my foot, I can cover it if I need to for whatever reason but I can also display it, in the end my tattoos have a deep meaning to me and I got them for myself not for anyone else!
Tshegs19 1
That's Ridiculous ...total BS!
simonepedretti 7
that has to be fake that's so weird and uglyy..
jfarrow9703 11
You idiot, any kind of ink on a nice woman is a TURN ON