Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
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Top comments
Leeono 26
No regerts?
Dave_Davington 35
I guess he really got under her skin.
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Comments (12)
Leeono 26
No regerts?
Emma Marshall 19
It's ragrets
Dave_Davington 35
I guess he really got under her skin.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
what a hoe
childlessmother 16
Like my grandma always said “ tit for tat”
RichardPencil 32
She did succeed in getting a surprise for you — Surprise!!!
tounces7 28
Like if it's drug rehab I'm slightly more understanding that maybe she just didn't want to deal with that any more, especially if you just keep going back. If it's physical rehab because of an accident then she's a bitch.
Inline4 7
He definitely left his mark...
zuckerburg 21
TBH, maybe you should thank your stars you dodged that bullet. Who gets THEMSELVES a tattoo to surprise you while doing rehab for an issue YOU have. That's a little self-centered. "Here is something I did for myself to surprise you with because good luck at not doing alcohol or drugs"? Hope you find someone who feels lucky to have you in their lives and I sincerely hope you get over your addiction, whatever that may be (and whoever drove you to it)
Jeremy Phillips 18
This gave me whiplash
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, technically, she DID surprise you.