NoTattoo
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
DAMMit
Australia
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
guess I'm stuck
Alamo, United States
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Anonymous
Branded
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Anonymous
Love is hell
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, and totally forgot about my existence. She doesn’t even text me, and I think there’s someone else, but she has my name tattooed on her body. Love sucks, I don’t recommend it. FML
Angelofkarma
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Entitled parents suck.
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Shame
Toronto, Canada
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Top comments
haileyrows 26
Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?
mynameischarles 13
Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...
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Comments (83)
xSen_fml 8
what a bitch. fyl
jguid1257 12
Maybe she was going to dump him anyway and she just wanted him to regret it afterwards
Nessco 36
Dodged a bullet there. Lucky you found out now rather than later, especially if you had her name tattooed on yourself.
ptoka 20
Or if he were to wake up during the night with her doing it herself.
lovelockdown23 23
Lol she took "tat my name so I know it's real" (Drake) a little to seriously.
magiotti 10
Thank god you didnt do it though.
prostar9993 15
Dafuq does God have to do with common sense? You have any idea how many insane people claim to be working for God?
ElricMustang 23
I can't tell if you were failing at trying to be funny or you're one of *those* guys
scarlett3diaz 24
It's a figure of speech dumbass
Soverain 15
You're better off without her if she dumps you for something like that. She should understand there are better ways to show your love for her than some tattoo.
haileyrows 26
Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?
teentee401 37
Overly attached girlfriend wouldn't have broken up. She would've roofied him and done the tattoo herself.
TheNewGuy03 29
With a carving knife.
coocookaylin 17
Was she willing to get one of your name?
MELKOZAR 27
You need to get a new girlfriend tbh. Sorry bro.
mbock 15
AWESOME!!!! melkozar could be on STOLEN VALOR or FML. Don't claim to be military with some bullshit on, or change your ******* picture!!!
FEATHDUCK 19
Dump her for being overly obsessed. You might avoid some grief in the future.
Schizomaniac 24
Dump her back for dumping you. YEAH!
JustinJK 21
It's kind of like being fired, but yelling "NO I QUIT!" "NO I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!"
VeryMuchDutch 12
#50... my cousin did that... yelling "No.. i quit!". his boss responded with:"Good then we dont have to pay you any money!"
flyingmind_fml 17
ask her to get yours tattooed on her ass
beeferjay 34
or a tramp stamp... lol
mynameischarles 13
Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...
I_Like_Dogs 28
...and be dumped with her name on your chest.
laden_swallow09 35
And seven square inches of skin marred with a weirdo's name emblazoned on your chest.
leopardwilliam 22
Gotta learn to commit
1dvs_bstd 41
What other people view as proper commitment and your views on commitment are oh so different. It's like Ivy league and community college. Are you ******* kidding me? That better be a terrible joke, sir!
leopardwilliam 22
Idk how you could possibly take that seriously