Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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SLKBlack96 5
No more doggy style for you then
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Sounds ruff
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Comments (192)
scotts13 2
I certainly agree with the posters that say he can't dictate what she does with her body. However, she HAS demonstrated she has no concern for his taste, sensibilities or opinion. She does not respect HIM; she's permanently damaged their relationship, most likely out of spite. The sooner he starts looking for his next wife, the better.
slipmaster 6
woof!
rightspark 7
Ain't that about a bitch...
xgetxbentx 13
It's her body, not yours, she can do what she wants with it. Even if it is a stupid tattoo.
SydnyVicious 0
How dare your girlfriend alter her own body, do you live in the Middle East ffs
StaceyMichelle 5
Although tattoos are a major turn-ON for me, I have to say that a dog's name on the nape is incredibly stupid.
meggy590 6
The McDonald's that I work at does not accept tattoos unless you cover them.& I would also just like to point out that just because you work at mcdonalds doesn't mean anything bad.
BloodFaerie 21
YDI for being a judgmental asshole... what some does with their own body is their own business as long as it isn't breaking the law, so **** off... she should dump you and move on to someone that appreciates her better and FYI tattoos are sexy as hell
Helldemon 32
You're being very judgmental yourself. They are married, the least she could have done is get it somewhere hidden, or you know, talk about it first like they should have. I love tattoos, but her doing that when she knows her husband does not find them attractive is only going to cause problems in their relationship. Maybe there already is though and that's why she did it to begin with.
sulitak 27
I'm a huge fan of tattoos. I don't take offense when someone doesn't like them, as long as they aren't jerks about it. You're being a jerk about liking tattoos. stop. Everyone has their own tastes. And she's in the wrong for not trying a more subtle way to change his mind. like henna something sexy... then if he likes it, get a real one... Relationships require respect. she showed a complete LACK of respect
Fisheyedfool7 2
She should've gotten a tribal tramp stamp. Those are hot and trashy, just the way I like 'em. Oh, is that going to offend the feminist moderator too?
j3ebrules 13
Oh. Tacky.