Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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Sdog 6
Oh my god, don’t do it.
Sasor123 6
Fake tattoo because it might not last or to see what the end results would be on her part
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Comments (12)
Sdog 6
Oh my god, don’t do it.
Sasor123 6
Fake tattoo because it might not last or to see what the end results would be on her part
poopface82 25
Ask her if she’ll do the same.
RichardPencil 32
Go ahead and do that, but if she asks you to go on a "fun tour" of a slaughterhouse, run like the bulls in Pamplona! And don't let her see the movie, "Fresh."
Nhayaa2.0 17
DON'T. EVER.
protoskore 27
get a fake/temp tattoo and misspell her name. say you were drunk. gauge her reaction
Crowned Sataness 12
don't do it. not a real one. getting a name of a partner is a kiss of death on a relationship
ninjacat 10
Any tattoo artist (or anyone who has tattoos) will tell you that you never get a partner’s or a spouse’s name on you. It’s a sure fire way that the relationship will end.
kitten79TX 5
Don't do it! NEVER NEVER NEVER get someone's name tattooed on your body. My dad has my mom's name. They're divorced. My husband got his ex-wife's name tattooed on him after 11 years of marriage, a few years later they got divorced. The only names a person should get tattooed on their body are heir childrens' names.
D J's MOM 17
HELL NO! have her get one first. try a temp one, whatever. but do not do it.