Today, I'm a young, healthy non-smoker, getting plenty of exercise and walking about 8.000 steps a day. I still have ice-cold feet. Even wearing two pairs of socks. And Lambswool boots. In July. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite living healthy and being only 40, I have such pathologically cold feet that I can only ever be comfortable while either having them on a hot water bottle or taking a vigorous walk. Everything else feels about as cosy as standing in ice water. FML
Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML
Today, like every day for the past year or so, I went for a walk. And like every time I go for a walk, I got severely winded halfway through. I have no medical issues like asthma, I’m just out of shape. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, my sciatica is so bad that my feet feel like they have frostbite, I don't know what to do. Getting older sucks. FML
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
Today, after not moving at work all day, I decided to be healthy and walk home. Now my thighs are numb from rubbing together. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, I found out I'm starting to get varicose veins, typical in older people who don't move enough. I'm 34 and I get 9 hours of exercise a week. FML
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
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Funnygirl25 4
See a doctor. Its a sign of poor circulation.
tranced_ 45
Consult a doctor .. that’s what they’re there for!
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tranced_ 45
Consult a doctor .. that’s what they’re there for!
Funnygirl25 4
See a doctor. Its a sign of poor circulation.
AmbrosiaFan 19
talk to the doctor about it? sounds like you aren't as healthy as you think...
RichardPencil 32
8000 steps a day is pretty minimal. Sounds like you have circulation problems -- maybe you have very close veins.
genuinegoodguy 9
8000 is not lots. But that’s probably not the point. The point is you have poor circulation and should get it checked out.
millsjoshua949 12
You obviously have a circulation problem which has nothing to do with how fit you are. See a Dr.
bloopaloop 27
Miniskirt with those boots, I hope. Eski-HOEEEE!!
Yudith 28
Could be Raynault's disease. I'll go with the family and suggest a visit to the doctor.