Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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Fyourlife8o8 0
get off the bus and call a friend/relative possibly if not have fun with the hobo ;)
plethora 3
Yo dawg you took the joke too far.
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Comments (82)
mich23 10
GET OFF THE BUS what else would you do?
ilikepie789 0
sounds sexy
dweeman 0
well... that's unfortunate :P FYL
Fyourlife8o8 0
get off the bus and call a friend/relative possibly if not have fun with the hobo ;)
shadowoftheday_fml 0
#3 win
RustySpoon 0
Hey! Hobos need lovin too!
TC1_fml 0
'cause if you just fall asleep & miss your stop on the last bus you can always walk home...
Eddie_Collin 0
So i heard you liek hobos...so we put hobos on your buses so they can hobo while you hobo on a hobo hobo.
plethora 3
Yo dawg you took the joke too far.
lynnesey 0
agreed.
musiclife_fml 0
WTF
RantingSidekick 0
Ooh, frowny face.
WFMS 0
akward
Eddie_Collin 0
It's "awkward" not "akward." If you're going to post a reply with just one word, spell it correctly.
_cheeseballs 0
Wow, a grammar nazi. There's always one.
jjenniferr05 0
touchyy!
girandwogpig 0
He's not a grammar nazi it's just common sense to spell words right....
felonius 0
There's nothing "common sense" about spelling. It's a "good practice", but it's not "common sense". I think the original commenter meant AK-ward, meaning "bound for the United States of America state of Alaska"
69chick69 7
37-thats amazing :)