Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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SLKBlack96 5
No more doggy style for you then
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Sounds ruff
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Comments (192)
wubbazugg 5
Hey, this could evolve into some very rough and satisfying sex. There's a bright side to everything!
xmaximusx 12
Lol i bet she named your dog, and thats the name of her other lover ??!
Rodders_SOTC 1
Personally, I would not be taking any woman out in public that has a neck tattoo. Wife or not.
MelissaHope1986 8
Well that's awesome for you. I would never go out and waste my time on a guy like you. You are obviously close minded and all women deserve allot better. I have tattoos and I get asked out by many different types. They see me for who I am and not a tattoo.
supportcommand 17
I'll agree with 34 on this. Pretty dirt ball thing to do is have a neck tattoo. And to get your dogs name? Stupid. We have a regular customer at work that has her boyfriends name on the back of her neck. Looks retarded really. That's even worse than a tramp stamp.
journeytotheend 16
At least she didn't get your name
moniquita89 8
FYL TWICE LOL
greenie213 23
That'll look like crap when she's 80.
TheSuperSpicer 6
Well, I don't think anybody really expects to be flaunting it at 80 anyways..
crimsonlover4 31
Well try and look at it this way OP, at least she'll have some street cred?
GypsyRover 0
Very nice pic! ;-)
GothicAngel17 24
66- Pervert.
SenselessPattern 12
Honestly, looked like a sunset from my iPhone.
loserboii 11
Make her wear a scarf all the time
BlueOysterCult87 13
Haha, great idea. Not a permanent fix, but the closest and cheapest way.
NoOneLovesYou 13
It's a real shame you think you're in control of her body. Just because you don't like tattoos doesn't mean she can't have them if she wants. If you love her as much as you probably claimed in your vows, this should be absolutely nothing to you in the long run. The addition of some pigment to her skin doesn't make her an entirely different person, after all. It's a shame she married someone who struggles to see past it.
DjeePee 25
Euhm... she probably knew he didn't like tattoos when they got married. So you could also say: "It's a shame he married someone who struggles to push her own will through and doesn't care about her spouse's opinion."
GypsyRover 0
46-read your name,then read your about you.
nickolascronk 3
Dude. No wonder no one loves you. Your a dumb ****.
MistaKrista 8
I don't understand why everyone has this idea that OP is controlling his wife. Not once did he say anything about telling her she couldn't have a tattoo. Just that he doesn't like them. People are entitled to not like things.
CoconutOil 7
Ain't that a bitch!!