Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my scumbag son proposed to his sweetheart girlfriend with an engagement ring he stole off his sister's finger while she was in hospital unconscious after an epileptic fit. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.
TwitchingNebula 17
I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...
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Comments (185)
Notimetobleed 14
why would they take your engagement ring?
cr3ativity 15
I think the fiance tried to take it?
Sirin_fml 47
The key word is "larceny", gentlemen.
TheWindowLicker 13
This is why you look up the word you don't understand before posting and looking foolish, #1.
Nicnats 3
the larceny charges were for stealing the ring from someone, so they took it from him
Notimetobleed 14
Well I barely know english so if I look stupid don't blame me
eeppiicc 8
That sucks op good luck finding a new partner.
ohmandapants 17
19-your English seems fine. Better than a lot of people on here. Next time, just look up words you don't understand.
Notimetobleed 14
Translating works wonders, and I couldn't look it up cause it'd be in Norse where the word wouldn't exist.
blackheart24 10
Let Jesus show you the way!!!!
poopdollar123 4
because it's stollen, dumbass.
poopdollar123 4
fag.
Notimetobleed 14
and ohmandapants, next time you or your friend tries to look like the band Kiss, tell them to brush there teeth and lose the glasses just for the picture.
bizarre_ftw 22
Why would they let you out of elementary school?
poopdollar123 4
sirin you gonna mod that^? :)
Notimetobleed 14
bizarre ftw, read the comments then you'll understand.
poopdollar123 4
shit, not that one, I meant the one where I said fag. and I see you modded it! thank you sirin!
taera 8
Human stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
TwitchingNebula 17
I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...
rhysfucker 24
Please give our Norse friend some slack...or he'll sail down and death-metal whip our ass.
rastafunk 0
Are you seriously that stupid, or just trolling?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Is it just me or does 91 look like she's 11
olivia_r 0
I pressed reply and it showed up down here...
rastafunk 0
... I'm 13.
ohmandapants 17
98- not any better
supermankisses 1
Bizarre_ftw do you ever post anything worth reading?
TheEmoSuperman 16
They took the ring because they thought that she was asking them to propose to her obviously
Moonsorrow_fml 0
57 - SHUT UP.
guckylynn 19
I'm pretty sure there's a word for theft in every language.
rofdoc 14
and in norwegian, that word is "tyveri" :) #1, eg visste heller ikkje ka de meinte me larcency, tror kje det e et godt ord på norsk for det :/
death_dolphin24 0
bizarre_ftw you make the rest of this comment look smart. Unicorns fart rainbows while tangoing with King Kong. Also France is a state of the United States of North Korea which is located in Ontario, Canada.
MissMae93 23
I'm surprised 124 hasn't been banned yet. Anyone read her description recently? Serious hate going on. Not cool.
benderbot19 0
Derp derp derp
murdersquirrel 15
112 - nope.
alitheMC 6
Shouldnt they be taking it to Mordor :)
ZoeElizabeth 0
91 and 93 um really what's the difference?
ohmandapants 17
^ what are you talking about
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Serious lol what are u talking about?
bizarre_ftw 22
69 -same here (and yes i know i'm talking about my own) once in a while i'll do something incomprehensibly stupid and i'll end up wondering why the **** i did it. this is one of those times.
Yellow_Fish79 11
Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.
breadfruit 0
I don't see why this was thumbed down. OP's fiancé broke the law for her! That sounds like a recipe for an exciting marriage! Starting as soon as he gets out of prison, by which point OP will probably have moved on, unimpressed by her ex-fiancé's glaring lack of judgment.
Waggleton 0
I waste my time and I waste my money on a broken dream cause you wouldn't wear my ring, baby give me back my ring. Who's heard the song you gotta love it:)
DryHumor 4
Together, forever!
jonn090 13
*singing* your not having sex tonite your not having sex tonite cause your in jaiiiillllll
MostDopeee 0
He's a keeper for sure.
MeleMallory 0
#107 *you're
tehrealone 6
^cruel person crushing the dreams of others. Congratz
herpitydurteedur 0
Oh he's gonna have sex tonight. Just not quite like he planned to. Unless he was hoping for anal. But it'd still be reversed. He's gonna be the one getting ****** in the butt. Yeah.
morgan020 0
85- Bart Crow Band, Wear My Ring :)
RussianFox 13
That's not right, why did they seize it?
RussianFox 13
Oh lol should've paid more attention to the " larceny" my mistake.
KiddNYC1O 22
Shit, dude. Put 2 and 2 together.
urdirtyolduncle 15
^ what does 4 have to do with a anything? [troll face]
ImaginaryFoe 1
When I read the post, I wondered why "in the same visit" was necessary. I tend to give people too much credit.
YessyxD 8
Actually it's 22, he said put 2 and 2 together. Not add 2 and 2! :D trolling on the trollers!
Symmetry88 0
Madam if you put 2 and 2 together it's 2and2. Learn damnit! [Trollface]
sailoroftheseas 7
Bummer
AriTheAirhead 10
Well, at least you learned more about your fiancé before you committed.
bossroyd 4
Bummer? Be optimistic and look at the situation as if it's a double-whammy special
boarder540 12
Why is it no one has stated the other alternative? He could have bought the ring from a pawn shop thinking it was legitimate. Pawn shops get rings all the time and do not always know if the ring is stolen or not. If this is the case the fiancé unknowingly bought a stolen ring and he was unlucky enough to get charged for larceny.
tacovender 7
Wow that sucks. I thought it was illegal to seize engagement rings under any circumstance.
TheDrifter 24
Why would it be illegal to seize a wedding or engagement ring? Stolen is stolen, even if it was given away later.
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
It is illegal, but thats for people who are in debt and the rest of their property os being seized.not for stolen property. It's a simple mistake to think the law applies, completely understandable
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
It is illegal, but thats for people who are in debt and the rest of their property os being seized.not for stolen property. It's a simple mistake to think the law applies, completely understandable
vitaldisplay 0
If It was me, I would slap them.
AriTheAirhead 10
Yeah, assaulting a police officer!! That way they can both be in prison. Maybe share a cell! ^_^
Muslimgal92 0
Maybe he meant to slap the husband?
LakersFanatiC 3
#8 said them so hes obviously talking about the cops
Euphorically 14
People use 'them' all the time in place of him/her.
chili10 18
111- only uneducated people.
drawmesunshine 17
150, you're an idiot. "They" or "them" used as a singular prounoun of which the gender is unknown or unspecified is perfectly acceptable.
AshleighNason 24
i hope your right
boredblonde 17
you're off to a great start!
jessthebest3 0
You're profile picture creeps me out.
boredblonde 17
Your*
supermankisses 1
....really? ***Youre
jbo116 0
113 -facedesk- *Your
powderbluetang 11
You are (you're) picture creeps me out. Makes sense right? Yeah. You're idiots.
The_Troller 14
This thread makes me want to hurt myself.
tehrealone 6
Yeah well your many things, but I don't go around blurting them out do I?
hbbs93 6
*you're. Is it that hard to understand?
japtch 15
I lost all hope for humanity.
HungerGames95 13
I don't see why people are saying it's "you're.". it's your. putting a contraction in there makes no sense "You are profile picture creeps me out." wtf?
The_Troller 14
I think people are trying to correct different thing and it's just turning into a clusterfuck. -9 was the correct form -97 was incorrect, it should've been "your" And I'm pretty sure 136 mwas just sarcasm. I hope.
stalli 0
YOUR profile picture is really gorgeous.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Outsider_77 0
Do they do marriages in prison?
angrymexican 8
Yeah it's the room is in the shower
angrymexican 8
Didn't mean to put the extra is
Beeftinkle 13
It's the room in the shower, worst joke ever at least say it right, eg; the shower room
speshlk37 13
Oh, Billlly...
weepingangel_fml 7
What a nice fiancé!
indistructo 3
if you guys know, a larceny charge is basically stealing so maybe OP's husband stole the ring or something...
lancaster21 0
No shit
bizarre_ftw 22
I don't know... Seems far fetched.. I just thought the officer took the ring because (s)he thought it was pretty and wanted to wear it.
Philliesfan9391 3
No shit Sherlock.
koolkat27 13
114- i think we've gotten the "no shit" point across.